OK hear me out. Mrs. TSHU and I don’t really like Turkey. We spent two years living away from our home state and for one of them we couldn’t make it home for Thanksgiving. So we had Friendsgiving with some other Thanksgiving orphans and some folks who were living in that city from Canada and India. Nobody really had…

This is a terrific idea. Snacks mean a greater variety in things to munch on. Looking forward to the recipes!

Poke bowls are a mainland horror, and usually offer only a few not very good variations of tuna or salmon that have to be disguised with salad.  Any Foodland will have a proper spread of at least half a dozen varieties, and it does not get drowned in salad.

Do place a gift chicken sandwich in your mouth.

GAHHHHHH! I have a similar one. A coworker was going to pick up Subway (yuck but I was young, starving and he was paying) so I ask for a meatball sub. He asks what I want on it and I said “You know, the usual.” To me, on a meatball sub that meant meatballs, sauce and cheese. He gets back and gives it to me, I unwrap…

And further south, Stuttgart (rhymes with "slut cart"), Arkansas.

Don’t I know it. And KAYro (Cairo) Illinois. 

The whole Midwest is like that. I passed through "vur-SALES"...er, Versailles, Kentucky.

Follow-up: I actually did do this, and it took like 15 minutes, but not because the line was long. There were two cars in front of me that took a couple of minutes, but I was at the window at least 10 because the first girl couldn’t figure out how to ring up the order behind me.

You gotta name the towns!

Turkey and tilapia thank you for your amnesia.

So when’s the Big Mouth Billy Choir-Furby Organ collab dropping?

One step closer to ‘Idiocracy’ coming to fruition.

We took my mom on a cruise last year and my sister told the restaurant she was ninety when she made the reservation. For some reason they misunderstood it to mean she was turning ninety, so they brought out a cake and candles and gave her a very weird headdress out of folded napkins. I have pictures, but she would…

Isn’t parking and leaving your car to do something un-American? I think the good people of New Jersey should expect more patriotism from their public servants.

If the sauce is cheese, it’s totally acceptable.

Chuck E. Cheese’s loses their animatronics, and just a few days later this bar shows up with a bunch of Big Mouth Billy Basses?

and here I thought it was because my mother never properly prepared  the veggies...  over cooked, over steamed, covered in sauce...