I read that like Cole Porter. And I’ve seen at least a half dozen productions of “Anything Goes,” I have no idea why I thought that was its origin. Long week/slightly drunk?

The OG Florida Man.

Are you in Pasadena? I’ve only been once, visiting a friend who lives in LA’s West Side, and while I was there we caught the Rose Bowl Flea Market at the crack of dawn (it was no hardship for me, because I was still three hours ahead due to NYC jet lag) and then hours later went to The Hat for lunch. It was…

If you can find a gander that can lay any kind of eggs you can mint your own gold through traditional and social media. The gander is the male. Unless I’m missing a fairy tale that mentions one?

It happens! I once worked with a fairly high-level colleague who had advertised for a personal assistant. It was an entry-level gatekeeping job that also required knowledge of different computer programs and performing some administrative tasks but a lot of the job involved just saying, “no.”

I’ve done the same donating and voting my entire life. I’m in my 50s and have not been contacted by the DCCC or the DNC for quite some time. I can only conclude that it’s because in 2016 I donated to both Bernie Sanders’s and Tim Canova’s primary campaigns (progressive Canova primaried odious DNC chair Debbie…

Maybe one of Trump’s burner accounts?

Darth Multiple Casino Bankruptcies, Lord of the Impossible

The $60 million was two-book deal, one from Michelle Obama and one from Barack Obama. I’m sure that in 2021 when Donald and Melania have left the White House...I have to stop here, I’m laughing too hard and the dog is getting panicky.

It’s amazing that Egypt was known as “the breadbasket of Rome.” You don’t really equate Egypt with vast fields, but the Nile Delta was extremely fertile.

I don’t know about dudebra specifically but years ago when this whole thing was Gawker someone posted a comment with a time stamp that preceded the publication of the post itself. So the post went live at, say, 3 PM, and the first comment was time stamped 2:45. Oops. Pre-kinja, of course; now I think even the staffers…

Or “Last Tango in Paris” butter. 

I never understood why people think increasing the number of justices would improve one side or the other. There will always be turnover. Suppose the court goes to 15. So what? At some point it could be ten conservatives and five liberals, or vice versa. 

“Harlequin sweaters on men”

This person isn’t French. Look at the placemat or tablecloth or whatever, with the French words and the cartoons.

They did catch on, they were around for decades, at least in New York. I used to go to one (a Horn & Hardart) next to the Chrysler Building up until 1990 or so, but then that closed and I think that was the last one.

Maybe he could do a Lucille Bluth:

Rispoli & Varisco, LLC handled my contingency fee mesothelioma lawsuit AND I got to keep $147 of the $3 million settlement. They are the best!!!

The perspective on that photo...Putin’s official height is given as 5'7.” I doubt the Russian state-controlled apparat would lie and claim he’s shorter than he is. If Trump is 6'3", did he just hop off a low wall or something?

Like Ma Parker from “Batman”!