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A 76-member board itself seems fairly extravagant. Does every chapter get to send a rep? Amazon’s board has 13 members. JPMorgan Chase has 12. Somewhat more similar (although the mission is diametrically different) United Way Worldwide has 19 board members. I wonder how anything gets done, or maybe very little is

Or, as it was known, Howard Dean’s “I Have a Scream” speech.

He might. Three of the targets were Christian churches that probably predated independence. I know that one of them, St. Anthony’s Shrine in Colombo, dates from the early 1800s.

Genius on the part of the chyron writer. Entirely true, plausible deniability (“house style dictates that we identify figures when more than one is shown...”)

A smallish omelette bar where the cubed melon is starting to turn and the mini muffins are stale and they ran out of orange juice 15 minutes after opening. Why yes, I have stayed at a Comfort Inn, and I assume Mar-a-Lago is the same but on a much gaudier scale.

From Fred G:

Please tell me that’s Chico’s 40. My previous dog used to go crazy when I cracked an ice tray. She loved to chew on ice cubes. When I’d have people over and I was whipping up the drinks they’d observe this. I’d tell them she was waiting for her whiskey sour to take the edge off a very stressful day.

Department of Justice Rick-rolling is the best Rick-rolling.

I grew up in an overwhelmingly Catholic town and the public schools never served meat on Fridays, and not just during Lent. This was post-Vatican II, not the 1840s.

JFK, I guess because they get so many out-of-towners, is a surprising repository of all kinds of things. The first Starbucks I ever encountered was at JFK and I lived in Manhattan, still do, where Starbucks are now as ubiquitous as overflowing trash cans and subway delays.

You have a great username and led me to google to remember why the name Soleil Moon Frye sounded so familiar. Here’s what I learned from wikipedia:

And AOC won that primary despite being ignored by the mass media, most notoriously the New York Times. She was seen as a young bartender running a quixotic campaign against an entrenched establishment Democrat who was following the rules and slowly making his way to the top leadership position.

I think Pelosi might have been thinking of the Justice Democrats. There are seven of them at this point, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley and Ro Khanna being the others I can remember off the top of my head.

Have you ever read J. Anthony Lukas’s Common Ground? Busing in Boston in the 1970s, what could go wrong? It’s a wonderful book.

I thought the argument about the jobs was the opposite: the jobs would involve sitting in a new “campus” (blarrgh) and they’d be white-collar office jobs and probably pretty specific to the industry, like supply chain management and data analytics and stuff like that. The feeling was they’d be importing a lot of

Maybe it was politic’s in The Federalist Papers. But I think they went for Politicks.

I think he was using the wrong verb, not dropping one. Swap “spare” for “prevent.”

Have you ever given your dogs salmon jerky? I give it to my dog every once in a while and his eyes practically roll out of his head: he is transported to culinary bliss. 

She probably found it at a swap meet and is convinced it is made from wood from The True Cross. Why it only cost $5 and wound up at a swap meet, rather than, say, the Vatican Museums, is probably something she’d rather not dwell on.