For a second I was worried that the absense of Louis van Gaal’s tactics would greatly deminish the amount of fart noises we get to hear on a football pitch.

I feel like it would have been so much better with a live feed of David Blatt eating Ice Cream in his underwear somewhere in Turkmenistan in a dark, lonely, 1 bedroom apartment.

As a Canadian, it continues to baffle me that the 2 or 3mil i think it is in the NRA is not only able to enable this kind of mass terror but also able to effectively silence the outrage of a majority of a nation time and time and time again. If Sandy Hook wasnt able to slap some sense into your lawmakers than I almost…

When asked how he would catapult his team higher in the standings, he then jumped on a 2x4 with a boulder on the the other end, sending the boulder higher than any expectations said it would before landing square on his head and incapacitating him worse than turbulance incapacitates Michael J. Fox

Bayern is highest scoring UCL team.

I have been a Bayern supporter since before my favorite player (yes, Luca Toni, please dont ask) played for them. And they have a HUGE problem looming with pep, he is withouta doubt a savant in tactial football, but also a bit too thinky at times. Ever november Bayern would begin a 4 month long injury crisis cause hed…

Nothing beats Three 6 Latvia.

Barnsley is not an EPL (BPL) side or even close, they play in Football League One (Englands third tier) which is considerably smaller. Also it does matter depending on the context, if your talking about the blue jays already and you say “toronto blows” no one would think outright you mean then city, that you mean the…

I'm from Vancouver and I grew up watching the canucks (yes ,biased can be instered here) but my main opposition is with your comparison is, I mean how in the fuck can you insert a banner for winning the entire regular season (2, actually), to one about jay-z selling out in NYC or the dumbass one in the palace in…