Nope. Neither of those things are ironic, now or ever.

That’s not irony. Coincidence yes, but not irony. 

Jesus Christ.

The inset contrasting panel should be tartan. 

I did buy Apple stock back then. Even with the current neo-bear market, I’m still up well over 20x.

At least this is short and sweet, everybody has the primal urge to watch something get smashed. I get it.
It also doesn’t waste your time - unlike other videos which can be terrible wasteful timesinks, like reaction videos, unedited let’s plays or Twitch streams that go for hours. Kids really get into those and can…

If you really want to just own a Mercedes, you can buy a key chain.

The biggest problem with the TourX is that, when push comes to shove, it’s most definitely #vantime.

Except centrifugal force would keep the coal in the cars as the train travels through the loop.

Problem with that is; coal miners mine coal, they don’t empty cars.

What can I say? My car lives well.

I couldn’t live there. I’m worried about my car getting plowed into if I leave it on our spacious streets here in the TX panhandle by some drunken college student. I’m resting easy when I park it in my garage and leave it in the driveway only when necessary.

But to have people purposefully RUB their car up on yours…

Or as Trump would say, “very fine people”.

Fuck bro-dozers and the pricks that drive them. May they default on their payments and be forced to give up their dozers.

The only people you can trust with a truck are the lesbians.

Remove that clueless dumbass from the White House.  Duh.

Sorry, but most of us don’t consider Sean Hannity to be a valid source for economic analysis.

“...the seller is asking more than it’s worth to me.” The point of NP/CP is to determine if it’s NP or CP for a theoretical buyer interested in the particular model being presented, not whether you, the reader, want to actually buy the car. 99.99% of cars being sold are listed for “more than it’s worth to me,” which…

Wait, you didn’t say why you need the Pro over the standard.  Just for the screen size? Is it a refresh rate thing for tracking the scores? Effective resolution at the distance you’re reading from?

Wait, you didn’t say why you need the Pro over the standard.  Just for the screen size? Is it a refresh rate thing…

Then get married at 18 and hold on tight till your feet buckle, you dope.

Elaborate, please - I’m not sure what you mean. The married-filed-jointly column is just the single column x 2 for each bracket except the highest, which sees a significant penalty for being married. What more would you like to see to make it more fair for single taxpayers?