It took me decades to even learned that I had learned it.

Bootcut with express top queen over here in my day.

the nice thing about them is that since they are synthetic, they burn easily :D

The fatality comes with the 7:00am text the next day: “Sweetie, do they still call it the walk of shame?”

Yep, in any bio class I have taken, I’ve been like ‘imma check out during this unit because I have already studied the definitive work on the topic of cell biology.’

After reading that book in fourth grade, I would run around the playground at school wailing dramatically about my mitochondria. I thought I was hilarious. The other kids, for reasons that continue to elude me, did not.

I actually looked for horrible racist shit on twitter, bc it’s always there, but I didn’t see much. I’m sure it’ll happen, but I wonder if A Wrinkle in Time is maybe less popular amongst the kind of people who spew racist stuff online than more modern YA favorites.

Good. Let this serve as a reminder that women have always, always fought. Vikings had shield maidens and Shaka Zulu had his all-female body guard. Women dressed as men to join the fight. They take up arms and become rebels and guerillas. In Russia they become bombers and tankers and snipers. In feudal Japan they…

Yeah, speaking as a person who always comes up with the great comeback about two hours post-incident, I would like some of those skills, please.

Born hating women? No, probably not, but I suspect certain people are born missing a conscience. Namely, sociopaths.

Hygiene, really?! The ways in which my body is policed by men (and other complicit women) using “hygiene” as an excuse are myriad, and yet a very large chunk of those men seem unable to flush, wash dishes, or keep their crevices fresh.

As much as I hate the vapidity of social media, if twitter didn’t exist, these kinds of injustices would go unnoticed. Making the powers that be feel shame is a very strong deterrent.

that’s good Chipper right there

The slight modification I learned to Rule 1 is “all guns are always loaded, unless you have checked and double checked FOR YOURSELF that it is not.” I’m guessing that the officer relied on the word of someone else that the gun was unloaded. It’s that persons’ fault as well, but also the officer’s fault for not…

I mean, Barack’s grand, but Michelle, like HRC, is also one of the most overqualified people wherever she goes and has done her due (or not) diligence for her husband’s, former intern’s, career. I want her in my life and in my government.

I am worried my fiance wouldn’t be able to pay the household bills....without my much higher income.

As someone who has jaw issues, this sounds amazing.

Hey, no one can say they did Nazi this coming from her.

I have the ability to read an entire novel and apparently almost completely erase it from my memory.

“Thought she was being overdramatic”.