There are some fantastic fucking names in this list: Lucky Blue Smith, Pixie Lott, Arizona Muse. . .and I can’t even get my fake porn star name to sound good (Duke Chimney Lake, if anyone was curious)!

Still my favorite. Woof.

How long has Elisabeth Moss had this platinum hair?!? I love it.

I think I’ve read all of your responses to the other comments, but it looks like things are updating fast and furious now so I apologize if you’ve covered this elsewhere.

I so enjoyed “Goblin Market.” It was the subject of my first college paper after changing majors to English from chemistry.

I once had a coworker lecture me on the meaning of “pedantic” after he had been accused of being such. He made his own argument and couldn’t even see it.

So, maybe some integration with other non-university a capella groups? What’s that men’s group that does tours and whatnot—Straight No Chaser?

Huh. Back when I was young and single I used to have quite a good time during my casual hookups—orgasms and everything—because I would get all wound up in the anticipation so I’d be like three-quarters of the way there before our clothes even came off.

Does it take into account the gender of the person sending the email? We all know that a direct, concise email from a woman is far more likely to be perceived as rude than the same email from a man... :-)

I’ve seen those articles (about too much cushioning not being good for you) and there is some merit to them, but there’s almost always a caveat that the whole less-is-more idea only works when your feet are already biomechanically correct. Like, relying on the extra cushioning in a shoe weakens your natural muscular…

I’ve seen those articles (about too much cushioning not being good for you) and there is some merit to them, but…

Oh, yeah. That smirk. Whew.

1) I love that there was an article about that. The pun also makes my nerdy self chuckle.

Oh, my god, the sentences I have said that I never thought I would say. I didn’t even realize some of these words would ever even have a reason to GO together. Like, “please don’t wrap your penis around that pencil.”

I think it’s the drummer thing. At least, that’s how I explain my attraction to Tommy Lee.

Mine does, too! Maybe I read too fast. No water, either? (re-reads more slowly, just like I always had to do in middle school)

Yes, this is exactly what I was thinking. An unfueled Webs is a very touchy Webs. But, since it’s only 12-16 hours of fasting and then I can eat like normal, depending on where I am in fasting time I might be able to make it through TSA without my bitch face getting me arrested.

1 in 10 women ADMITTED to boozing while pregnant. I bet quite a few more didn’t because they didn’t even want the judgment of the anonymous pollster.

I have a friend who struggles with the fact that coded and/or gendered language exists and is not just someone being “oversensitive.” He asked me my opinion of Bill Maher once, and I described him as shrill. He said, “shrill? Huh, I guess that’s pretty accurate, but I’ve only ever heard that used to describe…

I am dying right now. That’s hilarious.

God, isn’t that dream terrible? I have the exact same one. In my dream I also still try to find the classroom to make an attempt at the final exam (of course I can’t find it). I finished undergrad 15 years ago. Does this mean these dreams never stop?