JFC what a depressing theory.

Sorry, all you broken-hearted fools. The breakup is sad, but it means GAVIN CAN BE MINE...

I had my baby in the military medical system, and I did not see a single doctor for my entire (low-risk) pregnancy, including delivery—even my epidural was placed by a nurse anesthetist!

Once I started doing this the “hurricane in the hotel room” effect was significantly lessened, as well. No messy rummaging through the suitcase if the clothes are...well, out of the suitcase.

Hear, hear. When I first started traveling a lot I wore maxi skirts thinking they were more convenient, but I like to stretch and stuff on longer flights plus I was just cold all the time. Now that I’m in my nice-looking-stretchy-pants for travel, I just load up on panty liners and my bits stay comfortable even on the…

Oh, yes, thank you for including Benjamin Bratt. Since the days of Detective Rey Curtis on Law and Order, that man has done it for me. That smile, those eyes, and boy, oh boy, he is aging beautifully. Woof.

I have never really minded having pretty small boobs, but I think I might enjoy having larger ones just for a bit so I could call my own boobs my “cans”.

YES. There’s an assumption that because I am a woman with kids I am less willing to travel, so my ever-so-considerate boss says, “well, I don’t want to ask you to travel, you know, with the kids and all...”

Aw, those kinds of shared laughs feel so good. I had a gentle little high school physics teacher, a mild-mannered, roly-poly, genial man. One day in class his pants just slipped right off his backside, really no farther than his hips. He caught them and made a little “whoopsie!” kind of noise and settled them back…

“I highly doubt I’d perform worth a damn in that sandwich.”

Does it make me a dirty old lady if I want to be in that Efron sandwich? I think it might, but I don’t give a fuuuuuuuck.

I don’t know, there’s something about it that’s doing it for me, just a little, though if we’re talking “Matt Damon looking different for a role” I much prefer the Eurotrip tattooed-singer-in-a-band look....

I think I’m using this term correctly: Awesome Antonio is thirsty. Dude wants to be in a movie like nobody’s business.

Good lord. How do you force that without shitting your pants? I would shit my pants.

Um, is there a rule that you can't drink at noon on Saturdays if you're a parent? Cause if there is they're going to kick me out of the club...

I have posted this elsewhere so apologies if others have seen it before, but I also struggled some with articulating the difference. I could understand at some base level that “transgender” and “transracial” are not equivalent, but I couldn’t quite nail it. I like to think that I’m not an asshole so I mostly stayed…

Good gracious, if this isn’t a fresh-faced beauty.

I appreciated this article that explained WHY it’s not the same to compare Caitlyn Jenner and Rachel Dolezal.

For ambulances for a private company, if it’s not “on duty” and they didn’t run the lights/sirens and blow through red lights and stop signs, isn’t it just a vehicle?

This tummy is SIX WEEKS POSTPARTUM. Genetics lottery, that one. Sheesh.