From Sipowitz above:

parent: “where did you learn to sneak out and go to protests?!”

You have a good teen.

Daddy Trump wants his kids and son-in-law to get top security clearance. This is NOT a joke. They’re gonna run America like a Mob family business. I wonder how long it will be before they try to get clearance for Alex Jones.

Nice to see Huma has finally sworn off Weiner for good.

sure, fine, but alcoholism is also very real, and if someone drives drunk and crashes his car into 320 million people, I’m going to feel sorrier for the people he crashed into than the driver.

......But none of them will denounce their support of Trump. My god, how fucking slimy and greedy do you have to be to want a Republican in the White House?

Trimester 1: Sperm goes in lady

So Florida isn’t going to commit resources to fight the ruling.

See also: Texas, North Dakota, a dozen other states. Pass blatantly unconstitutional laws knowing you’ll lose, but stick it to women for several years while it’s being appealed and rack up tons of legal fees for your reactionary buddies in the AG’s office and contract law firms.

Well i’m burning some calories since the idea of Trump’s magic sauce has me off eating for the next several days, Thanks Laura!

Are we allowed to be excited yet? I have a two year old daughter and this is just such a huge thing for her generation. She gets to grow up knowing you don’t have to be a white male to be president.

A reminder: The President of the United States is pretty much the LEAST important office you vote for. Vote every time you can, for every position that you can, at every level of government that you can. Keep voting year after year, until the people that think that basic health care should be something that you “earn”…

Agred. I remember when I fell in love with Jezebel. Now I’m in this weird resentful marriage with her.

So the next time you are treated by a physician they don’t need to show you respect?

They sure have. Planned Parenthood “selling baby parts” has been brought up constantly.

OMG How am I supposed to know things are okay between you guys if you don't post pictures of all the food you're eating on your fancy restuarant, "DATE NIIGHT!!!!111<3<3<3"

Selfishly, I like this mainly because I never talk about my relationship on Facebook. Like ever. Because I don't feel like there's too much to talk about? There's nothing revelatory about our relationship that Facebook needs to know and for the most part our relationship feels intimate and personal between the two of…