NOM NOM NOM.

Don't go to school, you can get cancer from sitting through lectures!

Well, either way, Apple will get what it wants.

I wonder how many people still use Myspace.

Hahahaha...

Space is awesome. You can float around like you have some magnificent levitation power.

Yeah, coins are way too awkward to carry.

Great idea.

I was just thinking of that as I watched the video.

Yep...

So... recall?

Well, for this to be a real product, we'd have to also have flexible electronic components and battery...

I always get excited by the stats and the rendered images of products like this, but when the product actually comes out, I inevitably end up disappointed.

Hmm... I can daisy-chain about 3 of these, and I'd have WiFi wherever I go during a typical work day.

No, not respect for the newscast.

You can watch it at Apple with Chrome too... Just saying.

Yeah... It doesn't look very svelte. And I'd take HP over Dell any day.

Hmm.. I'm worried that this guy might be inspiring kids to become some sling-shot wielding criminals.

Wow, you're right!

Fucking asshole.