God, what a race. GG Phoenix, your race control is impeccable and proof that you still got it five years later.

They’re trying to save themselves the embarrassment of the possibility of a suicide

Very true, although....stones and glass houses and what not.

As far as cover up and lack of closure goes, I find the the Malaysian 777 shot down by Putin to be a lot worse.

Man, John Wick 7 is awful.

It’s a lock that this story is going to get weirder before it gets normaler. 

And in a crowded building under camera surveillance, in a block crammed with traffic, in a downtown area!

The master plan of six to ten people was to have one guy walk up to Ortiz and shoot him in the back?

So we have six amateurs who planned to rob Ortiz and the first step in the master plan was to shoot him in the back in front of 100 people and then run away.

How come the dipshit reichwingers are calling the NYT “far left”, anyway... when they’ve spent DECADES complaining about the “jew press” and “worldwide zionist media control”? Pick one, you stupid Nazi bitches! Either the ebil Jews control everything and are dragging Whitey down with the mainstream media, or else the…

It’s never too soon. Humor is a valid coping mechanism with tragedy.

Every BMW ships from the factory with working turn signals both left and right

He was initially charged with reckless driving but after review it was determined the guy wasn’t set and the call was reversed. 

not a good start for bernie’s campaign 

all hail top-exit exhausts!

Look I work for the NRA and you people are just nuts. Sensible gun control could have solved this problem. If Congressman Gaetz was allowed to carry his pistol while Congress is in session he could have silenced these people by shooting two or three times into the ceiling, maybe a warning shot was needed but certainly…

So we’re supposed to believe that the government is capable of coordinating complex conspiracies, like running a sex ring and planting pipe bombs, but that an individual man can’t paint his sock to make it look like blood?

“Space Station, this is your President,” Trump said to his own reflection, according to Sims.

Man, if your comment is to shit on another man’s pride and joy, you need to step up your comment game.