Bowlus Tellers are always awesome.

Turn on your sarcasm filter.

Its a 2009 or later Ford Escape.

I've heard all BMW's since the late eighties never actually left the factory with turn signals, and based on personal experience, this seems to be the case.

BASHCEPTION

That's basically how the camo would have looked in the war.

The be-mulleted side of me likes this, but for a flashy frankensteined early 1990's cartruck for 2010 money, Pipe.

@badco/LoJ: or combine a Mustang and Avalanche to produce the most-unholy "Mustache"...

@FTGDWolverineEdition: Noted. I've never flown, so I haven't been in the NW terminal. But the roads around here are murder for suspensions in the spring...

Like Detroit Metro Airport, but cleaner and less concrete...

@DieselDutchman: ...and designed with input from Adolf Hilter!

No, no. no. You spelled it wrong. It's Guzzel 1.

@Roverguy: "...damn... station wagon?..."

Eh, mostly patching up me or my vehicle. The most interesting has been patching a hole in a boat, though.

@PotbellyJoe - As seen on I-287: ...I was inreference to the article pic, but I haven't seen your pic before...

@PotbellyJoe - As seen on I-287: ...and only two wheel drive?

dear sir:

@Vorsprung: that almost sounds like blasphemy...

@dapper_otter: collaspible barriers... full of rusty scrap metal!

@Desu-San-Desu: Funny, seeing how teh first car to drive by after my dad's old Lincoln was "killed" by a flying Escape was a *gasp* black Prius. An omen of death indeed.