@badco/LoJ: or combine a Mustang and Avalanche to produce the most-unholy "Mustache"...

@FTGDWolverineEdition: Noted. I've never flown, so I haven't been in the NW terminal. But the roads around here are murder for suspensions in the spring...

Like Detroit Metro Airport, but cleaner and less concrete...

@DieselDutchman: ...and designed with input from Adolf Hilter!

No, no. no. You spelled it wrong. It's Guzzel 1.

@Roverguy: "...damn... station wagon?..."

Eh, mostly patching up me or my vehicle. The most interesting has been patching a hole in a boat, though.

@PotbellyJoe - As seen on I-287: ...I was inreference to the article pic, but I haven't seen your pic before...

@PotbellyJoe - As seen on I-287: ...and only two wheel drive?

dear sir:

@Vorsprung: that almost sounds like blasphemy...

@dapper_otter: collaspible barriers... full of rusty scrap metal!

@Desu-San-Desu: Funny, seeing how teh first car to drive by after my dad's old Lincoln was "killed" by a flying Escape was a *gasp* black Prius. An omen of death indeed.

@LoganSix: How'd you find a picture of my old boss?

slaves.

@Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: It's almost a step backwards, as is flames on new cars, and airbrushed skulls on ANY car.

@sharkd: Nope. us michiganders are pretty lax as far as vehicles go, which is ironic. No test to renew your license, either...

Every Sebring ever made, with a brick on the gas pedal to remove the plague from the Earth once and for all.

@tankman: I am aware of that, but I do like the ABV a good deal. Very menacing, but not to detract from the Abrams MBT...

@mytdawg: '95 Buick Roadmaster Estate Wagon is my current ride. Was my parents. Love the thing, and remorseful I caused some minor front-end damage (Remember kids: driving and being beat-tired never mix!) ...