@PotbellyJoe - As seen on I-287: ...I was inreference to the article pic, but I haven't seen your pic before...

@PotbellyJoe - As seen on I-287: ...and only two wheel drive?

dear sir:

@Vorsprung: that almost sounds like blasphemy...

@dapper_otter: collaspible barriers... full of rusty scrap metal!

@Desu-San-Desu: Funny, seeing how teh first car to drive by after my dad's old Lincoln was "killed" by a flying Escape was a *gasp* black Prius. An omen of death indeed.

@LoganSix: How'd you find a picture of my old boss?

slaves.

@Van Sarockin, rogue trebuchet: It's almost a step backwards, as is flames on new cars, and airbrushed skulls on ANY car.

@sharkd: Nope. us michiganders are pretty lax as far as vehicles go, which is ironic. No test to renew your license, either...

Every Sebring ever made, with a brick on the gas pedal to remove the plague from the Earth once and for all.

@tankman: I am aware of that, but I do like the ABV a good deal. Very menacing, but not to detract from the Abrams MBT...

@mytdawg: '95 Buick Roadmaster Estate Wagon is my current ride. Was my parents. Love the thing, and remorseful I caused some minor front-end damage (Remember kids: driving and being beat-tired never mix!) ...

The new Assault Breacher. It seems they discovered nightmare ore, and using dark arts, refined it and summoned the vehicle from the very darkest crevices of their soul. This is not a mere modified Abrams.