Point out that he’s not a billionaire.

I would like them to do both. Seriously, I’m fine with that. It sounds childish, but it’s actually a public service. Because a real grown man wouldn’t respond to childish insults and it therefore wouldn’t have any effect. If people keep insulting Trump, he will either grow up and learn to ignore it (as most of the…

While I think it’s important to report on all of his actions, I also think the best way to ruffle his feathers is to keep taking shots at his businesses (as that is clearly still his only priority).

Now he and his businesses will have much more scrutiny than before. I hope the media makes him regret ever running for office.

Yeah, I think he cares more when people attack him, or anything branded with his name on it, than he ever will people’s judgment of his performance in office. Because obviously the American Government doesn’t really matter very much to him. “That’s an absolutely irresponsible choice for head of the Department of…

but Pence-as-disappointing-fries, that I can see. Disappointing fries are the WORST. They are the side dish you hope that no matter what the main course is like, you at least could turn to the fries but that just makes it worse when it turns out the fries want to electrocute all your gay friends and put a permanent…

But Guy Fieri actually has a connection to agriculture. In order to “drain the swamp”, shouldn’t he appoint someone with absolutely no knowledge of, or actively opposed to the thing they’re supposed to be in charge of. To that end, I’m thinking a CEO of a multimillion dollar logging company, or the CEO of McDonald’s.

They can do so by attacking his businesses. Hit him where it hurts.

From the article:

The problem is that every time I look at Pence, I see a Q-Tip. So I have trouble equating him with something as generally delicious as fries.

The fries were described as “woody.” What do you think?

The allure of Trump’s restaurant, like the candidate, is that it seems like a cheap version of rich.

Does that make Pence the fries?

There’s no chance that wasn’t on purpose. Pro-level shade.

I’m waiting for Jack Dorsey to pull the trigger, waiting like a lion waits for an elderly and/or ailing wildebeest.

No, you have Trumplash. He can say something and in the same sentence praise and rip it.

My favorite line in the Vanity Fair article:

Can you imagine if Trump ever gets banned from Twitter?

...Wasn’t Trump just saying that the Time Person of the Year wasn’t a real honor because it was called “person” instead of “man”? Or do I just have a severe case of political whiplash?