Could also be her husband’s brother. But even if it is her brother, lots of us have shitbag brothers.

Clearly, he was expressing his economic anxiety to a heartland policymaker who would hear him. /s

I work in a law firm, and I shit you not I have suggested to the partners, multiple times, that we could make BANK if we started some sort of amateur/backyard wrestling ring and we sold tickets for people to watch two lawyers go at it

Tell them you hired a nice woman from Central America.

Exactly. Their vote told me how much they give a shit about my daughter’s life.

You mean . . . “pay to play”??? lol

Fuck ‘em. Let daddy Trump take care of them. Tell her trashy ass about bootstraps.

Yup. Which is why I’m taking great joy in refusing to hire my sister in law to clean our house a couple times a month even though her shitbag lazy husband just got laid off. Petty? I don’t think so.

When the hell is the robot uprising going to start?!

We do this at my place of employment, really boosts moral. Everyone walks into the office with their own theme music. I clotheslined the mailroom kid the other day, it was awesome!!

Plenty of time to start a holy war and then blame it on Obama!

Trump supporters and voters are racist, dirt leg scumbags. All of them. No exceptions.

I’m sorry, but I think she misheard that driver.

We did, and now Linda in the mail room insists we call her The Skull Queen. And she won’t give the families all those skulls back.

In twenty years, Jeopardy will have been canceled and replaced with The Running Man.

Good thing we didn’t elect the candidate who engages in “pay-for-play”.

Because I’m doing it wrong

small businesses around america say they need help to survive in an increasingly hostile business environment, but let me ask my small business owner friends this: why haven’t you injected your employees with steroids and forced them to battle each other on top of ladders while wearing thongs?

This was just straight up purchased.

“These two members of the Trump Administration were hit with the Stone Cold Stunner” will be a Jeopardy question in twenty years.