This "celebrity-curated exhibit" was it, by any chance, an event where they served alcohol?

Nissan Rogue Shitty

The real moral of the story here is that everyone at Motor Trend has no idea what they are saying.

What are you talking about? That got extremely mediocre reviews.

Fun fact: Did you know that the 1997 Chevrolet Malibu once scored the Motor Trend Car of the Year Award? Yes, the Malibu, a perennially uninspiring rental car that really hasn't been anything to write home about since the 1960s, was deemed the very best car on the market that year! Here's what they said at the time:

M. Fields; "Damn it, I'm a Dapper Dan man, I don't use Fop!"

Quick, someone get this greasy bastard to Capitol Hill to answer some questions about those Pinto fires!

Their punishment should be chrome plated eyebrows.

So for all of you critics out there who are happy to tell us all what's WRONG, how about you all get together and come up with a car that's all RIGHT? The perfect design. You clearly all have it in you, so let's see it. Let's see the car with steelies, low point where the hood meets the windshield, no chrome…

and this..

Fake carbon fiber interior trim.

Also fake rear air diffusers.

Fake plastic glass. No one's fooled, we all know it's part of the c-pillar, you just covered it in cheap looking black plastic instead of nice shiny paint.

Exhaust pipes that are physically smaller than the tips that are put on them

These stupid tacked on port holes...

We also have "Loser-pays" legislation. It helps to keep the frivolous lawsuits to a minimum. You sue someone, you lose the case, you pay their lawyer and court fees.

If it rotated a full 360 degrees, how would you know from the chalk marks? ;-)