Pagani would have made the crest based on a middle age alchemy formula using the scale of a baby dragon, the heart of a disemboweled man, the clippings of a unicorn mare's hoofs, a sliver of iron that once held a Titan, a golden goblet from King Solomon, and a cornerstone from the castle of the last king of Atlantis.…

Crest isn't perfectly centered between those two windows. Would have never happened at Pagani.

Power to weight ratio suggests that this is likely the only athletic endeavor I'd be better than him at.

It's amazing what a little chloroform can help one accomplish.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha no.

While he has good strength and a great top speed, his poor acceleration and steering make him an easily passable enemy. Watch out for the fireballs, though.

Cardboard is paper, right?

It seems to me that he is using a rubber mallet which would have very little affect on auto glass. I would be interested in how the window fares against a 2.5 lb steel hammer (mini sledge).

It's an interesting demonstration of how easily a sharp piece of ceramics can smash a car window. But he lost me at "useful method in an extreme emergency".

Its also the quietest way to get through a car window, since we're on the subject of teaching today's youth how to steal my shit.

This guy did use a real hammer and had a real hard time. Ended up breaking it after a good number of takes but ended up with a bloody hand.

Seriously. If you have a real hammer, just use it. He has a rubber one and barely sissy taps the glass in half the shots.

Window Hammer Spark Plug, it's the new Rock Paper Scissors:

That's not a hammer. It's a mallet. It's made of rubber.

Ironic Man

Pretty sure that's a Ferrari dude.

comedy gold