I just keep the closet boxes from the last move. They're up in the attic, collapsed, with the rest of the moving boxes. I've more than gotten my moneys worth.

@jcard21: I like the way you think!

@jmanak: No, they can play with their naughty bits in the evaluation room, which is separated from the scanners and the general public.

@Sjenkins7000: A recent Zogby poll of likely voters found that 61% of them opposed the new procedures. And almost half (48%) said they'd avoid flying if possible because of them.

I hate to be pedantic. Really. Because this is a decent interface, and the Hoda overlays are intriguing.

Actually, I've been plotting to turn an old tube radio into a media server. This could give me something to do with the dial other than just have it sit there.

@doxymoron: It's called the bystander effect.

@bbolbach: While it was not a product of the new pat-down procedures, it is directly related to the complaints.

@jupiterthunder: I've found a Shell station in the middle of nowhere (Grayville, IL) that offers free-wifi. It's just north of US64 as you drive across the state.

@Sean Amog: It's not a problem, unless your bird is too big for your pan and dripping is possible.

@Ginny Babcock: I raise my hand in response to that question.

My dad has used a Magnalite roaster for as long as I can remember. There's no opportunity to "crisp the skin" because the meat is so tender it's fallen off of the bone.

Gee... I wonder why he picked the soundtrack from "The Transformers The Movie" to play in the background.

@streeeeetch: Unfortunatley, Froyo isn't built into my phone. I'm sure I'm not alone.

@shkm: I know someone who's making a nice bit of money this week wiring a new house so that the whole thing is automated. It's pricey.

I believe that, when one asks another a direct Yes or No question and the other begins to answer with the word "Well," there also is a high probability that one did not properly consider all possible answers and has proposed a false dichotomy to the other.

@Michael Interbartolo III: Whoever created "Angry Birds" is an evil genius.

@Michael Interbartolo III: Does she spend as many not-really-productive hours staring at her non-rooted Aria as I do mine?

I love the creativity of the Android community. If you want your phone to do something, chances are someone's writing an app to do it.

@vinylrake: Now I looked for that, but didn't find it. Shame on me!