Those idiots think they’re his teammate.

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

The Cuban ex-pat community is one of the most reactionary political demographics in the United States. They’re one of the only identifiable groups of voters of color who went for Donald Trump in the election. So I don’t expect more from Le Batard. But you might note that the “murderous killer” you’re indicting via…

The old sex boys of the slippery surface are at it again. Here they come, oiled chests caked with flour and whole grains, stumbling across the frozen ice toward the scoring area where the goal knight trembles within his painted armor. All the while the fans in attendance, women and men alike, are jackhammering their…

“I said show them a scrum! A SCRUM!”

Nah.

+4-12, again.

What in the Trumpian hell is Fitz thinking with these comments about the owner, the GM and the coach? He played like garbage for six weeks, got benched for GENO FUCKING SMITH, then manages to sneak back into a game when the inevitable Geno injury strikes, he performs adequately enough that the possibly-even-more-haple…

Definitely the time I walked him through the style guide on possessives, and then he fucked up three tweets in a row.

Bishop should get a break here. It’s tough to tend the net when you can only move diagonally.

Husky and Starch

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

Phil Mushnick isn’t going to need any Cialis this weekend

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

They fuckin lost to Jeff Fisher

It will only be, like, 10,000 words long

Don’t forget: he traveled, and it wasn’t a bicycle kick.

Popovich: How have you been enjoying the carrot cakes?

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”