I absolutely LOVE that she didn’t apologize and gave zero fucks about his opinion. I hope that tweet of hers gave him the vapors.

Well I’m sure she’s had maintenance performed on em.

Susan Sarandon is a queen and Piers Morgan needs to grovel at her feet like the peasant he is. That tbt tweet, my God, she's amazing.

Some people can’t help invading your space due to size, and that’s just the risk you take when you fly.

And, OMG these people, if you are part of a couple and you book an aisle seat and a window seat in the hopes that no one takes the middle and then someone sits in the middle seat and you don’t offer to switch and instead hold whole conversations over middle’s head YOU ARE MONSTER PEOPLE.

Idk Reese, you did make This Means War. Pot, kettle, black.

*closes internet*

Fuck guns, and fuck our obsessive worship of guns. RIP Jibri Bryan, another senseless casualty of American bloodlust.

More like these women got better things to do than let guys decide who they stay friends with.

What the fuck, bro? Jesus fucking Christ, is there no vetting/editing going on at Gawker Media? I mean, this is a fucking headline, you moron! And it's completely wrong. The reporting is insipid and stupid and was clearly done without paying one iota of attention. You just wrote a punchy paragraph assuming incorrect…

The Dallas Cowboys have reportedly inquired in to his availability.

Some people don’t feed the trolls or take them out of the greys. I do, but mostly so people can call you an asshole for writing that.

Teach me your ways. I’ll bring the wine.

SLAAAAAAYYYYYY!

HIGH-FIVE

Do you also get the most incredulous faces? Like WHOA I AM A MAN YOU SEE ME RIGHT?

YES

There’s going to be so many crying pissbabies in here, but fuck it.

In a similar but unrelated note, I now bump into men who walk right into my path instead of moving to the side as we pass on narrow sidewalks.