A really, really, really hot shower will take care of that.

I have traveled without photo ID. I used my birth certificate and a social security card. To be fair, I made sure to have check stubs and utility bills with me.

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I know some people that do, but they’re okay otherwise. I mean outside of being Steeler fans. Shit I’ve said too much.

Anthony Anderson is like Nicholas Cage, you either love or hate. A lot.

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Enough with Texas already, I know Austin is cool, but can we just let fucking Texas secede!

I should send you a bottle of the finest brown liquor. We have neighbors that we don’t like, and this sounds so good.