I live in Salem, about 50 minutes south of Portland, and I want you to know that this is exactly what is needed.

weird, that seems made up.

source?

Okay so the winner will be either Team Bible or Team Bush ‘n’ the Tush because Kim and Caitlyn are big rn but NW is getting older because time and I’m confident that she’s going to grow into a beautiful flower of success, surpassing both her mother and father in fame, talent, and fortune.

but I have a feeling it’s…

I.... disagree

a.k.a. it’s sacrilegious to make Yeezus compete

That’s the one where Smaug is basically a cat and Gollum is a fish-lizard, yeah?

weird fuckin movie

I don’t even like DMC and I’d play the shit out of that

This game looks great!

eh, the game wasn’t released recently so I really don’t see the problem.

would it be better to let the player-base dwindle until the game is dead? because that’s the alternative

green lawns are for spring-time, when it oregon rains

looks just like a ps1 game, except for all the polygons

false! Five Guys (Burgers and Fries!) and also Carl’s JR/Hardee’s have half wrappers!

“I don’t say this very often, but...RITO PLS.”

something tells me you say it more than you’d like to admit.. ;)

maybe see if someone can check to make sure the engine is mounted securely inside the car? might be a little loose, causing the car to shudder and rattle?

dunno about chosen gamers, but pc master race definitely carries the baggage of coming from a term used by those convinced of racial supremacy

holy fuck, that’s mine now

a joke with an important hidden message - stop preordering games lol

that’s the most boring character of all!

assuming there are even classes. sounds more like a natural type of thing that you don’t really get much control over, like puberty

please don’t do that, hamburgers are better than that and also this is a chizza