Pull up a chair, my docile and obedient children. Please, put your books aside, turn off your critical thinking skills, and pay close attention to the gospel. Professor Gawker is here, and the indoctrination is about to begin.

The best solution would be to invest several million dollars into polymers which are sensitive to food particles in the air, and adjust their color accordingly. If french fry / bud light odor is detected, the buckle can fade to black, otherwise it can stay red.

You are so far deep in the propaganda rabbit hole, that when an independent, free-thinking adult arrives to the same conclusion as you, you dismiss him based on his skin color or political affiliation.

Is that the sign of a progressive mind? Or a fascist one, completely closed off to any idea outside the realm deemed…

defending erections not erecting defenses

Step 1: bolted chairs and tables, all made of metal

Eyes wide shut. I am surprised nobody mentioned this in the comments

Would a republican, someone who is NOT claiming to be a scientist by profession, get the same free pass in making such a statement?

Exactly. This never-ending line put out by Bernie supporters of the rich corporations sucking us dry has permeated all consumer transactions. It’s really a slippery slope when you get into the relativity of someone being “too greedy”.

Answer: paint everything dark red

Actually, it’s far more simple than that. I think it has less to do with Trump and more to do with democrats.

#7: 2-3 hours each day compulsively checking gawker websites

I wonder, how would this very same article be received if it was written on a conservative website? If Donald Trump wrote this essay word-for-word, would people have the same reaction as they do here for Kara Brown?

This is a clear example of a double-standard.

So if there was some confidential information at Jalopnik or Gawker, that was so sensitive that you signed an NDA (for example, to prevent other companies from using that information to sue Gawker or otherwise harm your company), and one of you anonymously blabbed about it on another forum, you’re saying Gawker…

I can stand behind a company that pays attenchun to detail.

I can stand behind a company that pays attenchun to detail.