“religion, which you choose”

Pull up a chair, my docile and obedient children. Please, put your books aside, turn off your critical thinking skills, and pay close attention to the gospel. Professor Gawker is here, and the indoctrination is about to begin.

every good shishi needs a bit of grackamole

I.e. the stroller is harder to push

The best solution would be to invest several million dollars into polymers which are sensitive to food particles in the air, and adjust their color accordingly. If french fry / bud light odor is detected, the buckle can fade to black, otherwise it can stay red.

You are so far deep in the propaganda rabbit hole, that when an independent, free-thinking adult arrives to the same conclusion as you, you dismiss him based on his skin color or political affiliation.

Is that the sign of a progressive mind? Or a fascist one, completely closed off to any idea outside the realm deemed…

defending erections not erecting defenses

I shudder to think of how all 7 viewers of CSPAN managed to overcome this major inconvenience

jdunehew meant from the perspective of the sneak thief, not the victim being sneak thieved...

Step 1: bolted chairs and tables, all made of metal

It’s sad to see how biased and one-sided you are. Try to see it from the other side for once.Literally the exact same things you say about Trump can be said about Obama, and vice-versa. Both politicians are promising a brighter future to a people fed up with the incumbent. Plenty of Trump supporters think Obama’s…

If Trump wins, this is exactly why. You are the reason. Unless you support Trump, you might want to consider what happens when you smugly condescend to people whose opinions you don’t agree with, let alone, try to understand.

Millions of Americans were fed up with Bush and elected Obama. It doesn’t have to be the apocalypse every single time

Much!

Hahaha

“I can’t,” Hawking said on Tuesday during an appearance on the news show Good Morning Britain when asked to explain the blustery human clementine’s rise to political power.

That’s exactly what one would expect to happen when the “papers” we read use this sort of language casually...

If we want to stick with a 3rd grade reading level, we can say, “Look at this enormous gator”.

Hawking is undoubtedly a genius when it comes to physics and astronomy, but apparently he is absolutely clueless when it comes to understanding humans and, in this case, their rather simplyand easily explainable psychology

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