pull up your chair. give me your hand. don’t be shy, there...there...it’s ok. we will make it through this together.

I’m with you in spirit

Nope. I feel pretty dumb right now.

Confirmed. Your joke went over my now very embarrassed head.

Did you get aroused typing that?

Careful; these guys are very sensitive, and they don’t like to consider the possibility that the guy who dropped 2 mill on an album is smarter than they are

Let me get you a box of tissues

Boy, you guys are sensitive. Do you always start name calling when someone breaks some bad news?

There are these things called contracts, which prevent smart people from getting ripped off / embarrassed like your buddy biguncleMike suggested. People sign them because they anticipate contingencies.

Lol. If you think that scenario is possible without him getting his money back, then you are the fucking idiot.

And the best part is, when the cricket dies, a speaker goes WOMP WOMP and the carcass-sensor triggers the olfactory dispenser to shoot out a cloud of foul smelling air

This should be required reading for all of the commentators.

Fascinating and extremely interesting! Best reply I’ve ever gotten on the site. This should be featured with the article.

Maybe I missed it, but is the algae itself fuel? Or is a byproduct of the algae growth the fuel?

Probably not. It’d be in manufacturer’s best interest to design a car that wasn’t tied down to a particular strain.

This is very cool. I love seeing the intersection of art and technology.

With the way the data is presented, its a very tenuous claim to make that piracy has gone down just because so many people use Netflix.

Somehow I doubt you would have reacted as calmly as I have, had Gizmodo, a tech website you seek out for tech articles, published a few minimally relevant articles that went against your own political agenda (given your predilection to call a simple feature suggestion “aggro”).

By 2080, marijuana will comprise 96% of our crop production. I know, because I saw it on the CW’s “America’s Next Top Crop Model”

This is fascinating research and I am very glad that it received funding. We need more science in this country and it’s a shame that some people are against taxpayer funded research.