I HATE Josh Chan (though he is an excellent depiction of every basic-ass nice-but-also-terrible dude from not-quite Los Angeles.)

Oh dear. This is so absurd and stupid and delightful that I laughed and then started crying. Now I feel like I need to talk to a preofessional.

I have been looking for this glorious social media gaffe to show up on Jezebel today because it has consumed my life. So. This happened to NPR. Someone meant to post something to his personal page, but he posted it to the NPR page. The problem is that this happened yesterday, and it’s been such a shitshow of a couple…

Even with that hard break looming, Kelly still managed to find time to explain the hard break twice and put forth an opposing opinion.

You never cut off Tom Brokaw.

Also Santa Claus is white and black people deserve to be brutally killed by police and women who are sexually harassed and assaulted are probably asking for it. Gotta leave it at that. We’ll be right back and our next segment will include a prolonged discussion of high waisted jeans.

Living room setting one is for trash talking the people sitting in living room setting two.

She’s criticized women for fillers, looking like and/or being strippers, being “fake” etc, and after seeing that picture I’m convinced it’s because all of those descriptors hit a little too close to home.

One day, I am SURE we’re going to find out that Russia actually hacked into voting machines and changed votes. They did it in key states because they’re smart, and left the popular vote alone to make it look more plausible, not realizing what a giant baby Trump would be about it. We’re finding out more and more about…

Secretary is on a whole other level not to be confused with this 50 shades trash

There’s no way Secretary should be compared to this dreck!

this is total trash compare to “Secretary”

Gross. I still don’t understand why anyone thought these books were sexy. They are an insult to talented erotica writers.

Apologies if this has been posted already:

I got a cat! It’s my very first pet of my own (not my parents). She’s feisty and sassy and fun and extra cuddly in the mornings.

Meetup. Not fantastic depending on where you live, but I keep going back to it. Groups seem to start there, then migrate to Facebook once well established, as Meetup isn’t cheap.

My cat is in the hospital all weekend receiving IV fluids. She has kidney disease and I am complete wreck. I have never lost a pet before and I don’t think I will be able to handle it when the time comes. She is the sweetest girl in the world and I just want so badly for her to be okay.

“Theresa May has come out and admitted that little hand holding exercise with Tango earlier this year was because Mr Mighty Man was scared of a 1 degree incline...”

Now, the Cylops are potential beauty icons because they have an additional third eye to apply a great eyeshadow look