Even now, Cheney looks like some creepy stalker.

At the risk of outing myself and handle to people who know me and my dog, I’ll share a puppy pic. Because we ALL deserve nice things, especially today.

You may need to repost daily.

The box was just recycled, there is a Kohls scarf inside from a boxing day sale.

They straight up live next door to Tiffany’s. This is the equivalent of me handing Barack a gift from my bodega.

We have a large group in Atlanta tomorrow.

You guys! It’s all happening! I couldn’t make it to DC but I’ll be marching with you all in solidarity in Philadelphia! And my favorite professor from college let me know that they will be doing the same in that city! Anyone else doing an auxiliary march tomorrow?

Stop calling her a Jackie Kennedy wanna- be. She’s clearly a Carla Bruni knock-off.

The only things that have made me laugh this morning are the look on the first Satanist’s face when she said “Why do you think?!” and the second Satanist walking along in full regalia, texting.

fart every time you leave your desk.

Indeed. Ivanka is clearly the First Lady; we can leave Melania alone.

I’m working from home today but I’m not watching any of this. I do not want to contribute ratings to any news channel’s coverage at all. I’m taking Patton’s advice:

Make friends with the people in the top floor apartments in the event you need to get to secure high ground.

Cheering me up today —> https://www.obama.org/

In 2009, I walked several miles to Foggy Bottom metro at the break of dawn. It wasn’t open yet, so the gates were closed, People were lined up the escalators and on the streets above. When the gates opened, it was like a flood. The metro employees didn’t even bother to deal with fares— they just opened the metro and…

I loved the “the supporters at the checkpoint almost fill the intersection. During 2009 there were supporters down both streets as far as the eye could see.”

A zebra shark needs a male like a fish needs a bicycle.

They also tried to eradicate all traces of Treblinka after an uprising there. But bones and ash and little bits of people’s possessions were still bubbling up from the ground when it rained as long as 60 years later.

This is going to be the worst season of ‘The West Wing’ ever.