She must know where the bodies are buried.

Craft thread!

ASP REALLY NEEDS A NETWORK TO REIGN HER IN. SHE GREATLY NEEDED SOMEONE TO SAY ‘NO AMY, YOU CANT DO A 30 MINUTE MUSICAL IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR SERIES’

Remember not to elect fascists and to strap in your 8 month old children so they aren’t ejected 25 feet, America. If you can, please remember not to do that.  Tooooooo late.

It seems like it would be more of a 2016 if the baby was ejected from the car, was found in the storm drain, and before anyone could get to it, half of the country insisted that everything was going to be Great, while the other half of the country was pretty sure it wasn’t, but everyone called them Whiners.

Just sitting in the sewer, waiting for somebody to rescue us now...

This story of the baby not buckled who suvives the car crash is the most 2016 thing of 2016.

In Argentina, where I am from, we celebrate “cumplemes” (“monthday”) for babies. Instead of “cumpleaños” (birthday), we celebrate each month they grow older until babies are a year old.

Fuck Ivanka for a million things but most of all for having a wood burning fire place in a New York City apartment. That’s a holy grail and she does not deserve it

Dog whistle years?

He’s not a kitten, but he’s adorable. Hope you feel better

SPOT THE CAT

They are.

Prime example is our foster dog, Bigsley (aka Biggie Smalls). He is all noble working German Shepherd from the back and then turns around to reveal a giant melon headed mutt full of supreme goofballiness. He was a stray, cross your fingers, after 3 months he is visiting a 10 acre horse farm next week to be a free…

Here’s a basket in the window to help with your suffering.

Baby Kiki. Hope you feel better soon.

My niece snuggling my pup during the family viewing of the OSU-*ichigan game. It was adorable.

My Phoebe isn’t a puppy but she’s a rescue missing some teeth. She’s high energy and I was warned she chews walls when I adopted her. We run every morning on the beach and she pees on Taylor Swift’s beach house

This is Dustbunny, who on my lap watched Penn State beat Michigan State, snagging a spot in the Big Ten Championship game next weekend! Hot damn and woo hoo! I hope you feel better soon!