They don’t need to swing left. They need to stop running onto the field and tripping the base runners.

In happier news, a woman who was born prior to women being allowed to vote just cast her ballot for Hillary Clinton. It’s pretty incredible to think all that this woman has seen in her lifetime and that she is alive today to not only vote but for the first female presidential candidate.

Um, guess who the prosecutor was for Marc Rich? Guess who was on special counsel for the Whitewater investigation, which later involved Kenneth Starr, which led to Monica Lewinsky investigation? Not to be a conspiracy theorist, but yup it was Mr. Comey.

I think he knows he will be replaced when Clinton wins, he wants a cushy spot with the GOP when he is done.

It looks like veins or maybe burn scars.

Someone painted, “pumpkin spice is people” outside my starbucks.

I do have a picture of Mohammad which I won’t post because that would not be appropriate, I have not yet seen the card but apparently he made it on Microsoft Word using clip art and it was amazing.

Christ, that business. How long did that last? It was clearly initiated by someone who had no memory, if no actual experience, working in the food service trenches.

At least we don’t have to initiate a conversation with the barista about race

Matter from coughing aerosolizes and spreads just like sneezing, but thanks for playing! Coughing is a pretty big means of transmitting the flu. Not to mention that many people are just disgusting hacking coughers regardless of the catalyst or its contagion factors, and I don’t want their nasty lung sludge in my…

This is to the Kentucky Derby what Harvard-Yale is to any Alabama game. 

Tomato soup with a side of grilled cheese sandwich

AND WHO THE FUCK COUGHS ON A PLANE WITHOUT COVERING THEIR MOUTH? YOU ARE SPREADING YOUR GERMS TO ME

Yeah, that’s what that last sentence is about.

You know what?

He’s a dad. He just happens to be the president, too.

Here’s what’s brave: doing what you know is right for you, regardless of what others in your life might do, think, or say. The pressure on women to make their life choices in a certain way is no joke.

Deciding to have kids is like deciding to join the military. I don’t think you’re a hero for signing up, but I sure sympathize with the challenging situation you are in, and you deserve my respect.

It shouldn’t have to be an act of “bravery” to not have kids. Jeebus. This is one of those days where I hate everything.