Throw in Dick Cheney and I’ll spend the next week in drunken celebration.

You forgot Alan Rickman and Gene Wilder.

I offer my condolences to any of the family she had who might have loved her, and my congratulations to anyone who’s suffered under noxious judgment. Farewell Phyllis. You won’t be missed.

First Scalia, now this? 2016 is trying to make up for stealing Bowie and Prince!

Better late than never.

Okay, about ten minutes into the party start wobbling and fall down. Say “Woah, guys, I am feeling really weird and light headed right now. I should probably go lay down.” Chalk it up to not sleeping or eating much the day before. Mention blood sugar. They shouldn’t argue too much. Then, tomorrow, if you want to bail…

Elephants are like some kind of living miracle.

Accessibility is advancement.

Anybody else just dreading Saturday Night Social, what with the overwhelming assholes that have infected Jezebel? God. I think I am done. Ten years I have been on this site and now? Nothing but dickheads.

In all honesty don’t most celebrities act this way though?

I don’t think this necessarily offers hope for humanity, but I wouldn’t say it’s just basic decency for a guy who went to the school expecting to be fawned over by excited kids to instead sit down with a lonely, awkward boy who probably didn’t even know who he was.

Here’s a grand idea: name it Brock’s Law. Make sure his name is directly associated with this law so it’s never forgotten what he did and got away with.

why is she shitting into the potted plant?

There was something about Gene Wilder that seemed deeply subversive. Even when he was playing the straight man, it felt like there was madness boiling just below the surface.

This is horseshit!

You have homework.

He basically told the producers, I want people to never know if he’s lying. So if I can come out in a cane and a limp, then a somersault, people will never know where Wonka’s truth is. The producers hemmed and hawed, but it was the cornerstone of Wilder’s performance.

Go home, hug her, find your smile, and all is right in heaven.