Throw in Dick Cheney and I’ll spend the next week in drunken celebration.

You forgot Alan Rickman and Gene Wilder.

I offer my condolences to any of the family she had who might have loved her, and my congratulations to anyone who’s suffered under noxious judgment. Farewell Phyllis. You won’t be missed.

First Scalia, now this? 2016 is trying to make up for stealing Bowie and Prince!

Better late than never.

Okay, about ten minutes into the party start wobbling and fall down. Say “Woah, guys, I am feeling really weird and light headed right now. I should probably go lay down.” Chalk it up to not sleeping or eating much the day before. Mention blood sugar. They shouldn’t argue too much. Then, tomorrow, if you want to bail…

Elephants are like some kind of living miracle.

Anybody else just dreading Saturday Night Social, what with the overwhelming assholes that have infected Jezebel? God. I think I am done. Ten years I have been on this site and now? Nothing but dickheads.

In all honesty don’t most celebrities act this way though?

I don’t think this necessarily offers hope for humanity, but I wouldn’t say it’s just basic decency for a guy who went to the school expecting to be fawned over by excited kids to instead sit down with a lonely, awkward boy who probably didn’t even know who he was.

Here’s a grand idea: name it Brock’s Law. Make sure his name is directly associated with this law so it’s never forgotten what he did and got away with.

why is she shitting into the potted plant?

For some reason the thought that popped into my head was the scene from 300, “THIS IS SPARTA” but then everyone breaks into song and dance and it’s like showgirls. But SPARTA.

Political shade is my second favorite shade. My favorite shade is my mom’s. She is so shady, it’s not really about figuring out whether something she said was shade or not, it’s whether something was intentional shade or unintentional shade.

Nah, different person. This movie is about President Barack Obama, not the right-wing conspiracy fantasy Obama that makes Foxbots spooge.

@David L Reinke:

@hdgotham (Hannah Wilson): There were no colors before Charlton Heston. I have film evidence to prove it.

@picrad: I would go as far to say it looks like a faaaaaabulous place to walk around.