Anybody else just dreading Saturday Night Social, what with the overwhelming assholes that have infected Jezebel? God. I think I am done. Ten years I have been on this site and now? Nothing but dickheads.

In all honesty don’t most celebrities act this way though?

I don’t think this necessarily offers hope for humanity, but I wouldn’t say it’s just basic decency for a guy who went to the school expecting to be fawned over by excited kids to instead sit down with a lonely, awkward boy who probably didn’t even know who he was.

Here’s a grand idea: name it Brock’s Law. Make sure his name is directly associated with this law so it’s never forgotten what he did and got away with.

why is she shitting into the potted plant?

For some reason the thought that popped into my head was the scene from 300, “THIS IS SPARTA” but then everyone breaks into song and dance and it’s like showgirls. But SPARTA.

Political shade is my second favorite shade. My favorite shade is my mom’s. She is so shady, it’s not really about figuring out whether something she said was shade or not, it’s whether something was intentional shade or unintentional shade.

Definitely does not hold a candle to: bought her ice cream, kissed her and she tasted like chocolate, and also we had super interesting conversations about relevant issues.

Nah, different person. This movie is about President Barack Obama, not the right-wing conspiracy fantasy Obama that makes Foxbots spooge.

Just wanted to add a little trivia. On the corner of 53rd Street and Dorchester in Hyde Park (or is that Woodlawn? I can never remember) there is a monument to their first date:

I don’t know the exact definition of “excoriate,” either, but I like to think it’s similar to “exfoliate,” only with a lot more blood and screaming.

Ribbed for Her Pleasure Rigatoni

I’m happily in a relationship, but I respect the spiciness of your meatballs.

theres the pasta you make, and the pasta i make...but then theres the pasta we make together.

So do we think this is more or less effective than ‘engagement chicken’? Based only on the stereotype of men as hopeless horndogs, I’m guessing more.

@David L Reinke:

@hdgotham (Hannah Wilson): There were no colors before Charlton Heston. I have film evidence to prove it.

@picrad: I would go as far to say it looks like a faaaaaabulous place to walk around.