For some reason the thought that popped into my head was the scene from 300, “THIS IS SPARTA” but then everyone breaks into song and dance and it’s like showgirls. But SPARTA.

Political shade is my second favorite shade. My favorite shade is my mom’s. She is so shady, it’s not really about figuring out whether something she said was shade or not, it’s whether something was intentional shade or unintentional shade.

I kinda stopped reading when I found out he just recently put the proposal in there. Ruined it for me because as I started reading it I had thoughts that maybe he put the note in there 5 years ago figuring if they were still together after 5 years it’d be time to pop the question. That would have been fucking awesome…

Definitely does not hold a candle to: bought her ice cream, kissed her and she tasted like chocolate, and also we had super interesting conversations about relevant issues.

Nah, different person. This movie is about President Barack Obama, not the right-wing conspiracy fantasy Obama that makes Foxbots spooge.

Just wanted to add a little trivia. On the corner of 53rd Street and Dorchester in Hyde Park (or is that Woodlawn? I can never remember) there is a monument to their first date:

I don’t know the exact definition of “excoriate,” either, but I like to think it’s similar to “exfoliate,” only with a lot more blood and screaming.

Ditto. Turns my bed into a fart pod.

Ribbed for Her Pleasure Rigatoni

I’m happily in a relationship, but I respect the spiciness of your meatballs.

theres the pasta you make, and the pasta i make...but then theres the pasta we make together.

I won’t even eat pasta for lunch in order to make it through the afternoon.

No doubt. Add a hunk of bread and a glass or two of wine and I'm done for the night.

So do we think this is more or less effective than ‘engagement chicken’? Based only on the stereotype of men as hopeless horndogs, I’m guessing more.

WHY IS IT NOT PUTTANESCA?

“Hey.”

Pasta makes me sleepy and bloated. This would never work on me.

@David L Reinke:

@hdgotham (Hannah Wilson): There were no colors before Charlton Heston. I have film evidence to prove it.

@picrad: I would go as far to say it looks like a faaaaaabulous place to walk around.