Hell, yes, the night belongs to Jeff Goldblum! I will take that silver fox, original sexy nerd any night.

(Sigh) Doesn’t Miley ever wonder if she’s going to catch something from putting her tongue everywhere? Gross.

That Gianni Versace ad looks like it could have been taken just a little while ago, and I am imagining Nicki’s/Beyonce’s “I’m Feelin’ Myself” playing in the background for mood music.

I went to three proms. My first prom (as a sophomore, he was a junior) was a blind date AND my first date ever. He was about as interesting as a limp rag, but I didn’t care. I got to wear a fancy dress and dance with my friends.

What are these from?

Social Security maxes out per person at about $2,500 a month, I think. And if you “retire” early and go on disability, it’s even less. My parents are currently living on about $3,000 a month. If they didn’t own their home, they would really be screwed more than they are. When my mom passes away, he’s really going to…

I need some intersectional feminists to come in here. Goddammit, I fell for clickbait. I only got through half of the article (I finished it, though) before the angry red haze came before my eyes.

I felt the same way, like they were trying to depict restraint or they were trying to make us just uncomfortable enough to watch and remember the movie but not enough to revolt.

She can read a digital clock.

Well, you make a good point about the transition from what you saw from your 20s to your 30s. The same thing has happened with me. It also helps that I moved from the South to California. I don’t get it nearly as much, but I do still seem to attract (do not gravitate to) more traditional straight cis men with this…

You know what, I think this is what pisses me off about men most of the time now (I’m in my 30s) - that men (might) find me sexy or notice me at all AND at the same time want to control me. WFT is that about? Is it an American thing? A cis masculine thing? Fucking hell. I can count on one hand the number of times I’ve…

I didn’t even think about the sexual inappropriateness of him being older and her being a kid! OMG, so wrong! I think I was experiencing it as a kid and thinking of course he is older because he is the devil-like character...

And you know, Labyrinth was also soooo trippy, especially the scenes with the orange and pink flamingo-like creatures (forgot their names, too lazy) that had a whole psychedelic scene where they danced and took of their own heads and played with them. I guess it’s because it’s what I grew up on, but it allowed me to…

She looks like Liv.

Yeah, he’s in it for the $$$ to pull the teeth based on that piece of the story. Get another opinion, preferably from a vet clinic that is not just like a big-box vet (not sure where you went, but the big box vets tend to be not great).

Mildly off topic here, but this gif that you’ve put up reminds me of watching this scene and seeing a parallel in it with the religion that was all around me at the time. I grew up around very Southern, very devout Christians. Whenever I went to church, I always heard something along the lines of “Love me, worship me,…

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Disney has its issues with mothers. Geez.

I 1000% agree. Some friends and I watched the movie last weekend in honor of Bowie and they were each 4 and 8 years younger than me. They had seen The Dark Crystal and I guess thought it would be the same. A couple of them really thought The Labyrinth was so scary — almost on the level of Pan’s Labyrinth scary. I…

DEAR GOD, LET IT BE REAL!