Player one ain’t half bad either. But more like in a hold down for 2 seconds then press up + any kick kind of way.

Yuka Kuramochi. Wow. I’d down, down-forward, forward + any punch button that.

I have plenty  of HD space. I also have a 1TB data cap. This hurts.

That’s quite a delay; with the demos as polished looking as they were, I wonder what exactly is causing this.

Oh look it's lenin

Ahh, that sounds plausible.

It was probably created so all assets would be loaded at once, which could help avoid breaking immersion, make it very easy to design the environment, and avoid complicating code with resource loading when a simple visibility toggle can do the same job

I love how Street Fighter has all sorts of odd bugs & tricks in it, such as Guile’s handcuffs.

The link to the Kotaku article is broken, yo!

That dad is bullshit.

In related news, I have determined the name of my next punk band.

Because 0 credit goes to a beastly Team USA, who trained hard to be as good as they are?

“Admit to everyone that your narrative of ingénues swept away by their first experience of a pure moment of joy is completely refuted by the facts?”

Haha. I like how full of yourself you are. I bet you’re real fun at parties.

“I’m curious, did you initially set out to mislead everyone else with this narrative, hoping no…

“nobody disputes that the U.S. was justified in scoring as many times as possible”

No, the U.S. has been criticized about the score, in the comments on Deadspin, in the media.

You seem to be reframing the criticism so that it’s only leveled at Rapinoe, when she scored a single goal of the 7 players who did.

The argument is forever changing here, isn’t it? First, it was USWNT scored too many points & should have let off the gas. Then, it was USWNT celebrated too heavily. Now, it’s Rapinoe celebrated too much. 

Ahh, so if only the ladies acted more like the men, right.

They won a friendly not that long ago against Indonesia, 13 - 0.

“But don’t act like you just won the whole tournament. ”

They weren’t. They were acting like they scored their first goal in their first match at their first World Cup (or in the case of Morgan, steadily approaching tying or setting a record), justifying the years of hard work they’ve put in.

Young female athletes exuberantly celebrating winning their first goals in their first game at their first World Cup for their first appearance on the world stage: “histrionics”.

And what’s the arbitrary amount of goals that occurs? And does that mean that the girls scoring their first goal on the world stage need to do so quietly, from the bad luck of their goal being higher than this number?