Heal thyself, you rich moron.

Is he seriously getting a parking spot in front of his building every time as he claims? Could he simply park on a different side of the street to avoid the fee?

Crazy thought... he could park one block closer to be inside the zone all the time.

I’m surprised he’s not overjoyed about having another reason to ignore them. “Sorry *insert ex-wife name* can’t see the kids. Surge pricing”.

First world problem, or a skill issue, I used to walk from Grand Central Station to 57th and 5th every day during the brief time I commuted to a job in NYC. I’ll grant it’s a bit weird that he has to enter the zone for one block but that’s going to happen. Maybe he could buy a bicycle, I’m sure he could afford a…

My hot take: If you notice a $9 fee to visit your kids, you either don’t really love your kids very much, or you’re not really that rich.

Who shit in your cornflakes this morning sunshine?

“it’s stupid, it will be mismanaged and only cause inconvenience for rich, not so rich and poor people regressively.”

It’s a half assed solution to an actual problem. Richie Rich here should be overjoyed that the streets are being cleared of the riff raff but he is a miser of Dickensian stature.

“Hey, I’m walkin’ here!” ~ Midtown Cowboy (2025)

Instead of complaining that he, a very rich man, has to pay a whole $9 to drive to see his kids, he could instead contemplate the factors that contributed to his children living, you know, elsewhere.

3rd Gear : American want excess opulence tough luxurious commanding large Truck or SUV for a cheap car price, there I fixed it for you

“No, he’s not taking the presidency ... No, he’s not going to be president, that I can tell you, and I’m safe.”

Mazda MX-30. Who wants an EV that only gets about 100 miles per charge?

And given their tendency to self destruct fairly rapidly--in some cases on the drive home from purchase--the problem might take care of itself.

Oh he is 100% going to be blaming Elmo and EVERYONE else he picked for positions when all his ideas/policies start biting him in the ass.

First Gear: If you keep having to remind people you’re the one holding the reins... You are losing your grip.

Good job Norway. Sticking it to the myth that EVs and cold weather aren’t compatible. I only personally have one friend who lives in Norway, and they do drive an EV!

Somebody put that GIF of the engineers shaking the rocket to a beat.