I mean...I’d absolutely let Nick Offerman be a three-term president.

Well, about those Crusades ...

I am shocked, shocked I say, to learn that this guy is a Republican. /s

There have been plenty of cities, neighbourhoods, etc. that from time to time have a massive car-break-in problem, and people often respond by leaving their cars unlocked so that would-be thieves can have a quick rummage (without smashing any windows) and move along to the next car. Those types are looking not to…

Why? Why are your material things, likely covered by insurance, worth ending a life over?

Ah yes, the Toronto Police - the same folks who basically held our mayor hostage because she gave them a smaller multi-million dollar ($7.4M) increase to the police budget than they demanded ($20M).

She wasn’t going to win a star-power fight with Carl Weathers, Amy Poehler, Grogo’s puppeteer, or anyone else on that show. Maybe if she went against the teens on the weird rainbow scooters....

...have increased by 300 percent in a single year...

Pedro Pascal has so much goodwill to burn right now, it’s insane. After Fantastic Four, he might be rivaling Tom Hanks.

You come for the Zaddy, you will not win.

Who the fuck is still watching this asshole?

Hard to hold. The real criminals here are the manufacturers who don’t allow a landscape mode while holding vertically. 

I think everyone needs to detox from social media in general.

Honestly, I couldn’t care less. TikTok is home to that objectively toxic Libs of TikTok lady (it took all of the restraint I had not to say something meaner) and quite possibly the worst aviation and automotive “expertise” you’ll find on the internet.

Americans don’t deserve nice things.

Good thing she left Aaron  Rodgers. If he was still with her, he’d have suggested she rub grape jelly and bird boogers on her boobs.

“We have this really attractive, epically succesfull platform, but we’re killing it in favor of this two tone garbage looking prius thing with a new, unknown name”

Truly an inspired bit. Though he’s still the third best Jack Donaghy on the show.

“What’s more, they attempted to pass the blame off onto Smith”

I always thought it was WIERD that ford never sold the Puma in the USA it literally looks like so many compact crossovers already here like the hyundai Kona