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Jeff Goldblum’s chest made a good run at it in the first one.

Who the fuck is still watching this asshole?

Hard to hold. The real criminals here are the manufacturers who don’t allow a landscape mode while holding vertically. 

I think everyone needs to detox from social media in general.

Honestly, I couldn’t care less. TikTok is home to that objectively toxic Libs of TikTok lady (it took all of the restraint I had not to say something meaner) and quite possibly the worst aviation and automotive “expertise” you’ll find on the internet.

Americans don’t deserve nice things.

Good thing she left Aaron  Rodgers. If he was still with her, he’d have suggested she rub grape jelly and bird boogers on her boobs.

“We have this really attractive, epically succesfull platform, but we’re killing it in favor of this two tone garbage looking prius thing with a new, unknown name”

Truly an inspired bit. Though he’s still the third best Jack Donaghy on the show.

What’s more, they attempted to pass the blame off onto Smith”

Can't wait for a CG Mussolini to start pitching the car, thank God they aren't a part of Mercedes any longer.

I always thought it was WIERD that ford never sold the Puma in the USA it literally looks like so many compact crossovers already here like the hyundai Kona

Now I want to watch half the ad.

I  bought a 2005 Colorado last year for pulling the boat and hauling the dog around in, it only had 50,000 miles too, and the first thing that my girlfriend said was doesn’t it have power windows and locks.   I told her yes, human power.

having an entire interface be a touchscreen is so dumb. I can fumble with my hand around my dash in my 2021 kia and still get to what I need to (volume, a/c, whatever) without ever taking my eyes off the road. I know what the buttons feel like and I know where everything is. Having to take your eyes off the road to

Touchscreen shifters are a fantastically stupid idea.

>and often spoke about how electric vehicles were good for the planet.

What? He doesn't strike me as a guy who takes himself too seriously.

What’s the use? We can’t see the guy anyway, let him flop freely. 

Is Woke in the room with you right now?