Americans have no idea what communism actually is. It is just the pre 9/11 tantrum word for anything we didn’t like to most Americans. You think Joe Stalin cared if his workers drove drunk, if they drove at all?

Probably the reason that North Korea recently said they would be allowing more workers to leave the country...

It’s kind of funny that Trump is now photoshopping himself to look more like Joe Biden (who is slightly older, but can still jog and ride a bike and see his penis when he looks down in the shower).

The woman yelling from the stage, “He’s a Christian,” just so lost. You can almost feel how frustrated she is that her kids no longer talk to her.

Also the 27th anniversary of me saying “Hot stuff coming through” every time I have to get around anyone. A timeless joke never gets old, right?

The fuck you do to help the world today besides fart?

Everything is too expensive, late stage capitalism sucks, and I am sick of being punished for wanting own some kind of asset. We don’t need subscription access to EVs or four wheel steering. We need a basic, affordable, economical option that’s reliable, easy to maintain, and can still manage to put a smile on our…

Glad RB is different, 90% of the grid is black + less another color.

Pink is good. The livery isn’t fantastic, but it’s better than 10th.

Also they’re all bad. 

I’m looking not for the coolest cars of the 80s.. But the combination of a Cool Car that SOLD well and would sell well today.

Any of the Group B homologation specials would be good. How about the Peugot 205?

Daddy would you like some sausage?

My college roommate watched it for three days straight while drinking Robitussin. He's a father of 5 now. 

I saw Freddy Got Fingered at a party when I was completely stoned. The most stoned I’d been in my life up until that point. To this day, I refuse to believe it’s a real movie.

I’ve met some absolutely psychotic rightwing Gen Zers. They have drank deep of the antiLGBTQ koolaid.

He just defaced it? He didn’t try to set it on fire with a grenade, or blow something up, or dump alligators on it? With the alligators also on fire? Florida man, are you even trying? Florida slacker, more like.

I think you misheard Elon, he said he believes in “fee speech”, not “free speech”. Just pay the $8 fee and then you can say whatever you want.

They’re probably #1 in fatal accidents involving bath salts though. 

Jebus if these rust faster than Jeeps, WOW!

Lol.