No, but I do want a Star Trek: Academy starring the irascible and long suffering Professor of Engineering Miles Edward O’Brian.

I love Paris. Like, I unabashedly LOVE it. When my wife and I retire, we’re selling everything and moving to France; I’m pushing for LeMans because it’s lovely and you know... racing. It has the added benefit of being 1 1/2 hours from Paris.

Being nearly roasted alive in a Tesla got him to switch brands, another smart anti-aging tactic.

Thought Peter Thiel died for a second. Damn. 

That’s right. Everybody loves Dick.

Did he dance out of the car with penguins?

Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu is basically accidents waiting to happen, and in other parts, like where DVD was probably driving, the curves, hills and recent rain can make it hazardous as well.

I somehow read the title as “LC 500", which would have been even more amazing.

Fabulous picture of the two of them up there. Do you suppose the photographer was some kind of minority and they just weren’t expecting it?

But nothing can defeat Imperial Conditioning!

But just the doucheyest ones.

As a child that grew up in the 70s, The food was unimaginably gross and remember however you think these gross jello salad nightmares tasted, remember they had a nasty cigarette and bad cologne flavors on top of them.

So many Jell-O salads including a disturbing amount of savory ones.

But do most Americans really know that?

They may be recasting a few parts including maybe the daughter, was there like a 14-year-old girl? They may recast that.

Kudos to that cop who followed procedure and basically busted his boss. I’m sure he’ll get skewered by other, shittier cops for it.

“I cannot sir. I know you’re aware of our body camera policy. You know I cannot turn off this body camera,” the officer says. “I have taken an oath to uphold the law.”

It’s fully legal to serve a penalty under safety-car. And the penalty for not serving a 5-second penalty is a standard 10-second penalty, which is also what Ocon received in Bahrain.

What a shitshow. Mercedes was expecting a 5 second penalty. Aston told him to get at least a 5 second gap to make that moot. He opened a 5+ second gap to Russell. He takes the podium. They give him a 10 second penalty no one saw coming or expected. Russell takes 3rd after podium ceremony. And everything after.