I’m a crybaby who’s been whining about the same fuckin’ thing for 25+ years now, but everything’s too big - and for the last ~15 years, they’re also way too powerful.

You’re almost right. It also excels at allowing you to PRETEND that you run trails, which is the reason most people buy them.

Until the Bronco, the Wrangler had near zero competition. 

Now, I’m not talking about it’s offroad prowess which stands for itself -- and is often how the press tests it as well. Reality is people pay stupid amounts of money for something they will never take offroad, just for looks. 

Too costly for us regulars, not rusty enough for David Tracy, ND all around.

“The guy in the truck deserves to get strung up by the truck nuts.”

The guy in the truck deserves to get strung up by the balls.

Well it serves him right for stealing Dev Patel’s horse, cursing Colin Farrell’s children with a supernatural disease, and fighting with Cillian Murphy during a perilous maritime rescue operation. 

Can confirm, I was just in this neighborhood of Galway right before Covid hit - it’s cute, expensive, and touristy. This would be like getting mugged in, I dunno, Nantucket or Martha’s Vineyard.

Wouldn't it be grosser if it wasn't?

Talking about swabbed by explosive. I was frequently stopped for more inspection of my backpack at security check. Once in Paris, I finally asked what created this addition search. I use to carry Mars bar in it (I have issue with dropped sugar). They told me it has the same density as C4. For then on, I carry my Mars…

Ask for an oil check - risk getting a prostate exam.

It was my first trip to Canada back in my early 20's. My then live in girlfriend, now wife of over 20 years, were pulling up to the border to the drive up window. I had both our passports in my hand. I pulled up and rolled down the window and saw this STUNNINGLY Gorgeous Canadian Border Agent. She was so unexpectedly…

Traveling to Greece (Athens). Before leaving I had my long hair and mustache cut, and week before I dropped my eyeglasses for contact lenses. Passport didn’t reflect that, of course. Once landed in Athens, we were greeted with the militia with automatic machine guns (being a Canadian, never saw a machine gun in my…

I’m not gonna write out the whole thing, but I will say that (even pre-9/11) it’s not a great idea to ask Canadian border guards to check your oil when they are looking under the hood of your car for contraband. They find it less funny than they should. 

Not embarassing, but I spent the night in no-man’s-land hoping there was no guerilla attack that night...

Yeah I’ll knock it as well. It’s indefensibly stupid.

It’s that woo-WOO.  Then you got the woooWOOOOOOOO!

I’ll knock it. Those people have Munchausen by proxy, but are harming a car for attention instead of a child.

Basically anything attached to a brodozer