What are “not quite the worst two choices possible, but way up there on the list”, Ken?

Yes, Pat, what about Gentleman Ghost?

After reading this, I’m glad they didn’t.

I’m 35 and aspire not to work any longer.

I thought “aspiring” was butt sweat.

William and Kate, get the kids ready! The Firm needs pictures and a cute anecdote to distract the media!

At the very least, the royals will concoct some story about Meghan to distract the British press.

Just came across this response in another spot and it slayed me. “He sounds niggorant as fuck.”

Last I checked Nick Cannon was born in the US. And he has not migrated or become a citizen of any country that allows polygamy.

There are condoms in every supermarket. 

Yes, but Nick Cannon is not from one of those countries.
Also polygamy in those countries come with a set of responsabilities that are not just ‘having children’

“I actually think women are blessing us. Those women [the mother of his children] and all women are the ones who open themselves up to say ‘I would like to allow this man in my world and I will birth his child.’ It ain’t my decision. I’m following suit.”

I’ve never heard a rationalization for cheating as creative as Nicks. It’s like someone asked Mr. Rogers to describe a butt plug.

Plot twist : New Countach is an electric SUV

The ‘millennial generation’ evidently began with those born in 1981.

I would’ve never have guessed Tarantino had mommy issues...said no one, ever.

They’re going to be putting up another statue at Greendale.

ah gotta love that infrastructure. Maybe race revenue will be used to repair the roads? AH who am I kidding, that money’s already in some jackasses off-shore xD