Plot twist : New Countach is an electric SUV

The ‘millennial generation’ evidently began with those born in 1981.

Klingon Warbird

I would’ve never have guessed Tarantino had mommy issues...said no one, ever.

They’re going to be putting up another statue at Greendale.

ah gotta love that infrastructure. Maybe race revenue will be used to repair the roads? AH who am I kidding, that money’s already in some jackasses off-shore xD

I’m just happy I got to see Pete Davidson get shot in the face.

Honestly, King Shark being a dumb brute was the weakest link for the core team, in my opinion. I really would have preferred Ron Funches to voice him and for Gunn to have given him more to say and do. 

I got what I wanted: Pete Davidson got his face shot off. We need more movies like this.

How the US looks to the rest of the world:

*eat beach dicks for liberty

I’m pretty sure there will be plenty of murdering in cold blood and volunteering to suck beach dicks for Liberty.

Given the gift of hindsight it should have been more obvious by looking at who was being promoted the heaviest in trailers, posters, etc that there were two separate teams (with the exception that Harley and Flag being on both) and that the one with all the joke characters was doomed from the jump.

One of my favorite parts of the movie was the soldiers putting holes through Nathan Fillion’s floating, disembodied arms while he writhes around on the ground 50 feet away.

Anne of Green Gables is pretty well synonymous with old-timey kid lit

Derry Girls is the funniest thing I have seen on TV in a very long time. Highly Recommend. 

“What they don’t know is in the South we love our Second Amendment rights”

Ok, but when are they going to fix how CAFE is calculated, where bigger cars are allowed worse mileage?

“The Day America Died and ‘Murica Was Born?”

Being in a union worked out well for me and I’m very grateful. Being able to have a voice without repercussions is a good thing. However just like anything else there are bad apples. Solidarity forever.