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...Am I supposed to side with the minivan lady? Because I don’t. She sounds like she wants to be offensive for the exclusive intent of being offensive. Society won’t lose anything here.

I never, ever get tired of RWNJ self pwnage.

If Taskmaster’s mask had come off to reveal the face of Greg Davies, I would have had a heart attack.

Taskmaster, a.k.a. the masked killer from Black Widow revealed to be the daughter of the Red Room architect, Dreykov

$$$$$$$

Reminds me of a L&O SVU with a guy who got off on getting women pregnant - lie about being sterile or damage condoms or switch out birth control pills. All about ego (look at MY SEED, see how well my dick works, coo over attributes from my genetic contribution), and control (You need me now more than ever while your

Hey, if you like it—we love it, Nick!

And they’ll go, “No, it’s not. There was one guy on the team a hundred years ago who said it was cool.” And they don’t get it. And they won’t get it.

15 years ago there were congressional hearings about steroids, and now with multiple cheating issues it barely raises an eyebrow. I blame manfred 

Yes MJ was too blame for little league travel teams and black families being priced out of the fucking sport. Really dumb ass try again. 

I like baseball, but it is an EXTREMELY conservative sport. I know people in SF who still flip about Cleveland’s team changing names, and they’re like “It’s not racist.” You can tell them straight-up, “Hey, actual Native Americans, indigenous Americans, are saying, yes it’s racist.”

With the exception of the last year, the crime rate as been steadily decreasing over the last 30 years.

Found the racist bootlick.

If it is anything like the Bezosboat [not to be confused with the UK Prime Minister’s new royal yacht which is the Bozo’s Boat], then the helipad is located on the ship’s support barge.

Just wait until the poors get their own submarine. Ready torpedos!

Maybe the pilot has just had a long fucking day and wants to have a cigarette in peace without a bunch of whiny bitch-ass passengers complaining about the smell and how smoking and flying is “dangerous” and you should have your hands at 10 and 2 or whatever on the yoke. I mean, fuck off.

Nick Cannon has had FOUR children born within like half a year? That is really sloppy...

In the time it took them to get around to this, we got two Wonder Woman movies, and several femme fatale spy thrillers that read like Black Widow stories with the copyright material markered over.