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I think Ron Funches is going to remain my favorite King Shark

...Am I supposed to side with the minivan lady? Because I don’t. She sounds like she wants to be offensive for the exclusive intent of being offensive. Society won’t lose anything here.

I never, ever get tired of RWNJ self pwnage.

I always looked at it as being like a dream; there can be significant time dilation when you’re dreaming, with actions playing out over the course of years, and the probe seemed to force Picard into that sort of mental state.

I would posit that The Inner Light isn’t about time travel at all. 

A lot of these I would argue aren’t time TRAVEL, but none of them would be out of place in a Doctor Who episode, so I’ll let it slide. Good picks all around.

If Taskmaster’s mask had come off to reveal the face of Greg Davies, I would have had a heart attack.

Taskmaster, a.k.a. the masked killer from Black Widow revealed to be the daughter of the Red Room architect, Dreykov

Nice straw man you have there. Does it have a pet name?

Those all sound like great ideas actually.

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I’ve never understood the practical appeal of mansions. Big houses? Sure. It’s nice to have room, especially when you’re quarantining during a pandemic. Maybe you’re the patriarch of a big family and like the idea of everyone living under one roof. But mansions? I’m lazy. I don’t want to walk that far.

As a time waster I’ll occasionally watch tours of mansions and other luxury homes on YouTube. I’ve yet to see one that I actually felt like I’d want to live there. Even if I had hundreds of millions of dollars to spend and no moral compass, they all just look so sterile and uncomfortable.  

Reminds me of a L&O SVU with a guy who got off on getting women pregnant - lie about being sterile or damage condoms or switch out birth control pills. All about ego (look at MY SEED, see how well my dick works, coo over attributes from my genetic contribution), and control (You need me now more than ever while your

Hey, if you like it—we love it, Nick!

And they’ll go, “No, it’s not. There was one guy on the team a hundred years ago who said it was cool.” And they don’t get it. And they won’t get it.

In the time it took them to get around to this, we got two Wonder Woman movies, and several femme fatale spy thrillers that read like Black Widow stories with the copyright material markered over.