The trucks are too damn high!

Ground clearance on a base Silverado is only 8". It’s less than on a Subaru Crosstrek.

I laughed my ass off when I opened the hood of a Ram and saw that little 5.7L tucked down in the engine bay like it had been scared.

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For reference, here’s the proper Audi A3 that the rest of the world get.

I mean look at the American attitude toward the French. We won the revolutionary war because France wanted to fuck with England. But is their contribution mentioned no

Basically they want America kicked Britain’s ass freeed the slaves then kicked hitlers ass they killed osama

Yogurt. Can’t eat yogurt without him in my lap. I usually let him lick the foil top unless it has chocolate in it.

So we’re still pretending this show is at all hard to follow if you’re not half-paying attention to your emails, then?

He’ll never not remind me of a Vogon

You think someone deserves to get PIT’d because they wanted to find a safe spot to pull over?

Well see the slapper seems to be a far-right fascist and a royalist, (did you get the part where he yelled “Montjoie! Saint Denis!” before slapping Macaron?) and him and his two friends were actually interviewed by the Quotidien team before the slapping took place. The slapper was silent but his friend said that…

Avoiding rosemary and using the correct amount are two very different things.

Buy one. Then buy me a Sawzall.

Dear Kotaku:

I get it, it’s tangentially related to things this site would cover because it’s Pokemon related, but do we really have to keep giving this dude mindshare, not just here, but like, in general? The only reason this guy gets to keep doing the dumb shit he gets to do, while getting even richer, is because everyone keeps…

Put the entire field into single spec’ Dallara F3 cars, but without the air restrictor. It would be the F1 equilivent of Macau.

Easy. People are fucking stupid. Half the country though Covid was a hoax and you think they’re smart enough to put on a seatbelt?