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The insane driving in my metro did NOT adhere to any demographic, skin color, bumper sticker or income level. I drove all year for my job... and damn, was it dangerous out there. Pure assholes from every walk of life and in every neighborhood. My dashcam tells some stories. 

“I don’t know of an easy explanation for less seatbelt use.”

It was never really about the gears!

“Are we the bad guy?”

(meanwhile, on the low, he’s secretly thinking “go on...”)

I love the hypocrisy of these racists saying two women kissing in front of their children is unacceptable, and yet screaming obscenities and getting kicked out of a pool in front of said-children is a-ok. “Mommy screams at women of color so you don’t have to see them kiss!” Toodaloo, Karen!

I know it’s since become a reasonably well watched show for netflix but it started out as an incredibly small CBC sitcom based on a fringe show that turned into a stage play, how much were you expecting to make up front? I’m not really surprised the acting talents’ contract reflect that.

The rest of the complaints are g

inb4 the Crypto-nerds show up and give us a healthy does of “umm, ackchewally”.

Like you said in your opening statement, the recently discovered documents surprises absolutely no one! These backward ass “colonizers” are still practicing their racist as fuck beliefs and policies. It doesn’t matter that a POC married into this arrogant, ignorant, dysfunctional family. I would never accept

Remember when William said no one in his family was racist? Yeah no.

Yep, but don’t ask questions about the conduct of her second son, though, because... you know, that never happened.

According to the dictionary, “boat” is defined as a hole in the water into which you throw money.

Boat= Bust.Out.Another.Thousand. Except millions in this case. Long Beach is about to find out there are two great days of boat ownership, the day it arrives and the day it’s sold. 

Is it really worth saving? As a tourist trap, does it bring money in? Is it valuable in the historic sense? Ships have lifespans, and they do degrade, maybe this old queen has reached the end of hers?

Make the queen pay. Her grandmother built that shit after all.

I suggest a Kickstarter. By which I mean we should start kicking Morrisey and never stop.

Did he participate in a beauty pageant when he was 19 or something?

As a great admirer of the Smiths and his early solo work, I take no pleasure in saying that yes, Morrissey has demonstrated time and again that he is a racist prick and he deserves to be shunned. Unlike Ellie Kemper, you hacks.

I’m going to go out on a limb and say that someone who was crowned “most fuckable of her barely legal peers” by a bunch of old men was probably not thinking hard about any of the implications involved. 

I have mentioned this before and I will keep mentioning it; I, unbeknownst to me once tried to pay for some Altoids with a fake twenty.