I’m going to go out on a limb and say that someone who was crowned “most fuckable of her barely legal peers” by a bunch of old men was probably not thinking hard about any of the implications involved. 

Black don’t crack.

“You did it, didn’t you, Armie?” I said. His grip on the gat didn’t waver. “You took the dizzy dame from Teller’s clip joint, slipped her a ten sawbucks and took her back to your wikiup.”

I have mentioned this before and I will keep mentioning it; I, unbeknownst to me once tried to pay for some Altoids with a fake twenty.

Paddington 2 is humankind’s crowning achievement. 

Please. Toy Story 2 is good, but Paddington 2 is better. 

I hope Carl B posted his Jan 6th tourism pics on facebook

I wish service workers had a "stand your ground" equivalent. I'd be fine with tossing this trash out of the cabin.

They should be put on the no fly list.

a third that creates death certificate and burial requirements for both miscarriages and abortions

Well, let’s keep it local to Georgia and construct a Colossus of Rhodes-sized statue of William Tecumseh Sherman, above the Braves stadium, teabagging it and all its occupants.  It’d just be some friendly historical education, ya know?  

During the Revolution, a statue of King George III was torn down and melted into bullets.

As a Canadian and a basketball fan, Nav is one of the greatest people you could ever learn about. Such a wholesome dude.

Cosplaying a version of the West that existed nowhere outside a John Wayne movie.

Make sure the punisher sticker is has a thin blue stripe on it to indicate you’re both compensating for something AND a fascist who can’t understand a comic book.

5hp that can tow a 2 ton trailer...and sex cults...sign me up!

I like it, but how can I use it to show I’m extremely insecure in my masculinity?

I don’t have anything intelligent to say about the potential sale of the brand. I just came here to say that the header image caught my eye. If they were to merge the two doors on each side into one big one and then scale the whole thing down by about 25-30% I’d really like it.

2nd Gear: Hydrogen is making its way in Quebec (gas stations are getting equipped with H pumps in certain areas) due to the high availability of hydroelectricity for clean H (not sure about Europe, how do they get the power for electrolysis? -Nuclear? Coal?).

First Gear: I am SHOCKED to find that a company with a gold presidential seal of endorsement would have financial problems a short time later. /s