I thought it was a brand of hair tonic sold in the Vermont Country Store catalogue.

Boring middle-class white people everywhere are absolutely OUTRAGED right now at this brave yet controversial commentary 

I thought Mumford & Sons was the general store where pioneers got their lard and balls of twine.

I'm going to make a very brave and controversial statement. Mumford & Sons is awful. Like, easily one of the worst bands I've ever heard in my life 

The fact that that first guy feels compelled to pretend to like Mumford & Sons and Jews is starting to make me wonder whether my people really do have some kind of secret cabal pulling the strings behind the scenes.

Oh no, where are they gonna find another tweed wearing long-haired bearded white guy banjo player to replace him? And wouldn’t everyone notice it’s a different guy?

Beratna!

Aurora police: Walk down the street while black? Death sentence

Honestly, there’s no way this can be explained away as just being stream-of-consciousness from someone who’s not legitimately antisemitic. I’m Jewish, and in 33 years I’ve never heard someone use the word (let alone call me it) except in movies or to specifically list it as a racial slur. And it’s not like it’s out…

Ben “no pool should be this wet” Shapiro

Scott’s a little too smart to go out like Candace. This article implies that he’s a clown because he just said a clown-ass thing but he’s a competent sycophant. I want to make a human centipede out of Tim Scott, Daniel Cameron, Clarence Thomas, and David Clarke. Just put a white ass at the front and they’ll all sign…

Ben: “I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!”

NO ONE is as hot as young James Spader.

CLEAN TITLE!

Who...what...who gives a fuck if she ghosted you, PIERS?! She doesn’t owe you her friendship, and you’re a goddamned journalist, get the fuck over yourself!

In 2016 when I ran my SRT4 into a guardrail on an icy bridge, the insurance company totaled it, and there was some pretty extensive front-end damage. But I found that in Illinois, if a vehicle is at least 10 model years old, you don’t have to surrender the title when it’s totaled. I paid a really modest fee (I think…

They’re the only ones that fit. The person driving the Suburban has a door as long as a billiards table and so parks very close to the right edge of the space so as not to ding the car to their left. Meaning the only thing that can fit to the right is something small. I’ve seen this happen so many times sitting in…

I’m just a Soul whose intentions are good. Oh Lord, please don’t let me be misunderstood.

I got the original in 2009. We put 120k on it in ten years. Perhaps 10k of that were forest service roads. It was a beast. We popped a stove, dishwasher, and water heater in it on different occasions no prob. We traded it in because it was time, nothing broken ever, but it was time.

Kia Soul is the true successor of the Scion xB. Ticks all the right boxes