Where’s my goddamn Firefox 2?

I think it looks good, but it would look even better in 90's teal...

A universe without Deep Space Nine would be incredibly depressing.

Must resist urge to have Benetton and Super Aguri shirts...

We have a band of protestors in town who fly American flags, Gadsden flags, flags that are 1/2 Canadian 1/2 American, diagolon flags, Confederate flags, “Fuck Trudeau” flags.

I don’t think it’s half-bad looking, I’ve certainly seen worse-looking cars in my time.

The fix for this is easy (except maybe to spell): Nokian Hakkapeliitta

I half-expect Tesla/Musk to start using SovCit pseudolegalese arguments for why they should not be bound by any law or regulation.

It’s almost funny how Nazis = far right was a widely-accepted fact before the internet, and then suddenly some glue-eating idiots decided they’d magically discover something which 60+ years of historical and political analysis somehow completely missed that “proved” the Nazis were socialists because... they were the Na…

Kitchen?  I think this is the kind of appliance one keeps bedside, right?  RIGHT?

Max Verstappen will win his fourth championship.

Damned good actor, RIP.

Xi is a douche nozzle, but is he an antisemitic douche nozzle?

It never lasts long enough in our house to go stale.  Someone always comes along and eats half the damn thing in one sitting.

I once turned on the heated seats and that caused me to mount the sidewalk and run over a dozen schoolchildren and a gaggle of nuns.

This movie smells its own farts and thinks they’re roses.  I don’t expect Part 2 will be any better.

One for four is above the Mendoza line.  I’ll take it.

Hyperloop was always a bullshit vapourware.

It’s like a Fiat Multipla had a baby with a cargo van, and was drinking heavily and doing lots of drugs while pregnant.

She’s a former oil lobbyist who does nothing but slurp Suncorl/CNRL tailings.