I’m moving to Alberta in the fall to be closer to some family (and pay significantly less rent than I am in the GTA), and I’m kinda just hoping at this point that the virus runs its course through all the Dummkopfs before I get there.

Unloading a bunch of stuff on soon-to-be former friends (patio set) and selling a bunch more on Kijiji (electric lawnmower, baby gate, 100ft extension cord, etc). Whatever’s left over gets donated to charity, left on the curb before we go, or sent to the dump.

As someone in the process of downsizing the amount of stuff they own prior to moving 3,400 kilometres to the other side of the country, I’ve long expected that we’re going to wind up paying a fair bit to get it done.

“Why stop at his hands?” - MbS, probably

Maybe they provide some kind of advantage while swimming? Like having 5 little paddles on each hand to help propel you along in the water?

A 10-second penalty is an insurmountable penalty for pretty much anyone not driving a Mercedes or Red Bull. The Mercedes car may not be as dominant as previous years, but it is still far better than pretty much all the other cars on the grid aside from the Red Bulls.

My brother lives on the other side of the country and we text each other back and forth during the races, and the first thing he sent me Sunday morning was: “Did Max just get Albon’d?” followed by a guessing game between the two of us as to how light a penalty Lewis would get.

Chuck’s take sounds to me like he doesn’t want to be part of this discussion, but what’s Albon’s take on this incident? He knows full-well what it’s like to have one’s raced fucked over by Lewis on a corner.

I read Chuck’s input more as a “please leave me out of this” kind of take. 

Good to know God is as good a driver as Tesla’s autopilot...

A 10-second penalty to a Mercedes is about as meaningful as a 2-minute penalty on a Haas.

#TeamProst forever.

It looks alright, but the nose isn’t phallic enough. Bring back the dick-nosed F1 cars.

Next up, David Cameron will emphatically tell us he didn’t face fuck a pig’s head. 

I was gonna bet the Pizza Express in Woking. 

But fuck a famous person

England is so foul in its discrimination towards non English that the other British nations (Scotland,Wales and much of Northern Ireland) were supporting Italy.

Boris is probably at least a little happy Rashford was on the receiving end of some of that abuse, as it was Rashford who shamed the Tories into providing free school meals tochildren.

That was indeed clever, but yeah, Italian football is home to many racist ultras too. I mean, Lazio is jokingly referred to as “SS Nazio”