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Boris “achieved” Brexit by barely avoiding crashing out without a deal and seemingly signing the first thing the EU threw on his desk at the 11th hour. The UK was going to leave with or without a deal,

I’m pretty sure at this point that the 2nd seat at RB is cursed. It is good to see Gasly’s renewed confidence and pace since going back to AT, but I wonder if he sees returning to RB as his main goal. 

Agreed on all points

Serenity now, Fernando. Serenity now.

Tsunoba nabbing points in his first F1 race was a great accomplishment. It’s a shame Gasly had that collision early on, it really screwed his race and undid all the great work he did on Saturday.

Boomers don’t understand communism any more than they understand TikTok or whatever it is the youths of today are doing. 

A name that I hope sticks for the remainder of his F1 career.  The new Crashtor of F1.

I’ll believe it when I see Porsche/Audi-powered cars on the track.

The older he gets, the more William looks like Wallace from Wallace and Gromit.

“Live-in cabana boy”

I look forward to the inevitable “ Craigslist Holy Grail ro/ro ship” post.

I said it long ago and I stick by it today, Jalops need to pitch in and buy ourselves a proper boat to transport grey market imports to North America. Either way, I’m now dreaming of owning a Kei van or one of those wee Kei trucks.

I know it’s edited in such a way as to produce added drama, particularly for casual or non-F1 fans. Sometimes it’s rather grating, other times it’s fun. I was genuinely amused by Bottas’ explanation for giving Max a tow in quali, Vettel’s give-no-fucks attitude after he finds out he’s not returning to Ferrari, and

If the parking lot is busy or I’m feeling lazy, pull in.  Also, if I’m doing groceries, because it makes unloading a car directly into the hatch easy.

Another newspaper owned by Rupert Murdoch accused of hacking phones?

If I had come by it legitimately, why not? If I know it’s stolen, nope.

It is, and it has been for a number of years, but maybe that’s the price of having a conscience, eh?

Surely somebody contacted Ferrari over the years to get maintenance on this exceedingly rare and expensive car.  They didn’t have any lines on this car?

Yup, add this to the ever-growing list of races in countries with bad regimes that I won’t watch.

3rd Gear: It’s funny how Tesla’s stock price seems to have less to do with the company’s actual performance but rather rises and falls with the quality of the CEO’s social media posts. Funnier still that Tesla could avoid legal troubles by simply taking away Musk’s phone and sending him to his room without dinner.